Im a mess

if pjackk can return from the dead then maybe there is hope for us all

got bad news.

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

i am Thinkimg . about the Character. and listening to a Song. i a m sure this will not have repercussions

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

Can i get an inteligent man bitch to show me how to make xbox gifs

HES BACK

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

what do you mean my childhood affected me