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-I have the most maniacal evil sounding cackle when I find something really funny

-I eat straight up raw lemons peel and all

-I listen to literally almost every genre of music that exists (although only a few are religiously consumed)

-favorite curse words are fuck and bitchass

-I refuse to wear leggings ever except if it’s required like for dance

-ridiculously fast typer on a phone

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-i have multiple scars

-i like eating ice

-i fucking hate writing

-i try to dress alt but I barely own anything cool

-i have a resting bitch face

-im a history major

-I love snakes

THE RESTING BITCH FACE- SAME HERE AND HOW ON EARTH DO YOU NOT GET BRAIN FREEZE-

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- I'm left handed and keep my arm on the top corner of the page and angle my wrist downwards to write. Apparently it's not normal but I developed it to avoid sumdges in whiteboards as a kid.

- I have an iced coffee almost every Tuesday. ☕

- I was allergic to tuna until the 6th grade. Then randomly stopped being allergic. 🐟

- I used to attend classes where they taught us to do complex sums using an ancient chinese abacus 🧮

- I can name the 50 states of America in alphabetical order because I'd seen too many videos of Taylor Swift doing it. 🦅

- I got bitten by an allegedly rabid dog last year and took 12 injections. 💉

- I once led my tumblr circle in a clue hunt, driving them insane, with them having no idea that it was me. 🍏

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The only "nightmares" i have consists of various animals trying to murder me

i have bendy fingers

I like taking water bottles and filling them up then retreating my room. The only water i drink in my house is from that bottle and that bottle only

I have hella random animal facts memorized because my childhood shows were Octonauts and Wild Kratts. I have successfully gotten my brother hooked on Wild Kratts

I have a skill in stealing ID cards from the neck strap. My record so far has been seven ID cards from the nine people in my class who do have ID cards

I often write things holding the book upside down. I have won awards for my handwriting.

I have a bite mark inside my elbow from the time my older sister bit me over a decade ago. It's mostly faded but still visible.

I frequently crack my bones. Not just my fingers. My neck, my spine, my wrists, etc. My classmates find it horrifying.

I have fallen asleep standing up on moving buses, repeatedly.

I have an absurdly good ear for sounds most people don't notice. This one time there were a bunch of butterflies loose in my house and I could tell where each of them were by the sound of their wings flapping.

I am (probably) demiromantic but won't date anyone who I'm friends with because of 8th grade trauma. So idk how I'm supposed to date someone.

I dress like a man from the fifties, but my headphones are playing 2000s emo bands.

I can say the alphabet backwards in less than 4 seconds

I used to be addicted to ai chatbots and I quit because I read Shadow and Bone. The writing style literally made me quit an almost 3 year addiction cold turkey.

My mom is a Tiktok meme

I have worn Shaquille O'Neal's shoes

- I own 70 stuffed animals

- the only "recurring dream" (idk if it can actually be called that) I have is that whenever I go into a thrift store in my dream, sherlock and Watson are there

- I have a whole bookshelf in my room dedicated to American girl paraphernalia (books, dolls, clothes)

- ive had insomnia my entire life

- I found out I was queer due to overthinking and (possible) moral ocd

- one time my dream predicted the plot of an episode of nightmare time (starkid) the night before I watched it

-I can sing 70% of the counties of the world song

-I really love stars, if I see something with stars on it I'm 100% more likely to buy it, I would go stargazing every night if I could

-I wrote a really really really shitty percy jackson fanfic when I was twelve and if anyone read it I would kill them and then myself

-I read classic books for fun, I'm currently working on The Count of Monte Christo

-I do almost all of my writing by hand and then type it afterward

-I once swallowed a quarter and had to get it surgically removed

-I can pull my fingers and shoulders out of joint by tugging on them

– I can play any kind of instrument except drums, bc i follow by melody

– One time i ended up half blind bc my eyelashes got inside my right eye (silly 10yr old me thought she would never see again)

– Reread my fav book (tlos: a grimm warning) more than 7 times

– Being excited or in pain makes me faint (reason behind my ao3 curse time)

– Like to pretend the characters of the books i read come to life to chat with me so i can criticize them

– I have not bought yet a protector to my tablet (had it since 2021)

– Complained why a frugele (kind of gummy in my country) was 20 cent instead of 10 to the shop owner

– When i was 10, i broke my first tablet's screen out of curiosity

– Introduce my sister to ao3 with a pokemon f!c gladionxash

i guess that's all that i can remember

A straight white man