it IS a phase, mom

show me a permanent state of the self, mom

Impermanence does not mean insignificance, mom

The key to a happier life is being in a constant state of change and acceptance, mom

Are they… you know.. *mimes cutting someone in half with a chainsaw* a virgo?

the mimes are doing What

vibe check

My vibes are fresh, Imperial. Can you say the same?

I’M IN HYSTERICS

text-to-audio reenactment posts like this are the absolute best part of this site.

if you swallow watermelon seed. pregnance

Ready Player One (2011)

I had a dream last night that there was another live action of Black Butler and Sebastian Michaelis was played by Spencer from ICarly… it was so vivid and I can’t stop thinking about it

im a snail and god is salting me

I think about this post every time the lights at work are too bright and hurt my eyes