The mess you've made!

*streetpasses the same person twice* what are we

FUCK silverfish

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

where do you think the name came from

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

>implying endermen aren’t real

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

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again for emphasis.

……………………………….incredible 

Suction warlock

don the piss robe

+6 stealth -8 charisma

pisslord

it took two fucking years but i finally found piss cloak again

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

This would explain why my dog has seizures now…fucking hell

Reblog and save lives of dogs

found out purina was the reason my dog winston had been having seizures and puking. please don’t feed your dog purina.

reblog even if you don’t own a dog or even if you’re not “a dog person” because I can’t even imagine how horribly depressed I would be if this happened to my dog

ehh what the hell

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

y’all I have $88 in my account I need all the help I can get

so cute I’m crying

This is so important. I’m 21 and my grandma talks to my cousins about how I need to get a love life. No I don’t. I don’t need anything. My two best friends have never had relationships. It is okay to never have done anything and people need to realize that. I’m tired of being asked if I’m seeing anyone at family events. That shouldn’t be the only thing that defines a person

!!!!!!!

Why do you like sharks?

This post is blessed

tumblr is like a water hole

Explain