gay mf that just wants to watch the world burn

Jason and Tim are playing volleyball against Dick and Damian 😭

Since they blessed us with glasses!Tim I'll forgive the inclusion of the "Y" 🥲

Like tell me the difference.

5 years later:

Bruce:

Bruce: You have two options. I can respond either as Batman or as Bruce Wayne. Both will be in a loving, accepting, fatherly way. But both are markedly different.

Tim:

Tim: Bruce.

Bruce: Hi Bi, I’m Bruce 🥹

Tim:

Tim: No, I’ve changed my mind. Batman please.

Batman, whipping out a folder from under the dining room table and setting it on the table: I gave you “The Talk” a few years back but was based on straight relationships. For the next hour, we will be discussing how to be safe and comfortable when having relations with a boyfriend. There will be an educational video about protection. It will be just as awkward as the other talk but it is necessary you are educated and safe.

Tim:

Tim: Can I just get a hug?

Tim, bored on patrol: Quick, what’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to you?

Jason, nonchalante: I have some scattered memories from after I crawled out of my grave, and the first thing I remember someone saying to me was “you good, man? you look like death.”

Dick: *bursts out laughing*

Jason, starts wheezing: And like, I was covered in dirt, and- and blood, and wearing a fucking *wheezes* funeral suit, and- *Jason breaks off laughing*

Tim:

Dick, in between laughs: Once- Once I was- was homeless for like, a little bit, and all I could think- the only thing I could think was “wow I should’ve been less mean to Jason, that kid was kind of a badass.”

Jason: *starts laughing harder*

Dick: And then the next time I saw you, *wheezes* the next time I saw you, you tried to kill me. And- god- and I just thought “he’s still a badass.”

Dick and Jason: *wheezing on the floor*

Tim:

So for a split second, the mission wouldn’t matter anymore. Bruce would just turn around and say, “We’re going home,” leaving Dick confused, tugging at his cape like, “What ? But we just got here.”

Danny: You should. It's phenomenal! They pair you up with a workout buddy, help you with routines, and provide private rooms for you to use if you're shy. They're even doing a whole nutritional plan for me, completely free! Damian says he's already starting to see the difference in me, and we've only been partners for two months.

Jazz: Damian?

Danny: He's my workout buddy. Apparently, he's been training for various Olympic sports since he was a kid, so he helps out at the gym for people our age to make some quick cash. He's so cool and the nicest guy around. I never felt bad for struggling to do some exercises.

Jazz: Well, he sounds great. And he's right, you've really started to build up muscles. Everyone back home will lose their minds when summer break is over.

Danny: Thanks! :D

Meanwhile at Wayne Manor: >>>>>>>>>>>>>

Damian: Alfred, will you please review this nutritional plan? I wish to make sure it's balanced enough to build lean muscles.

Alfred: Certainly, Master Damian. Is this for a new training regimen for you?

Damian: No, it's for my fiance.

Bruce Spitting out coffee: YOUR WHAT!?

Damian: My fiancé. Daniel wishes to get into better shape this summer and has entrusted me with his training. As per League tradition, he is now my lover.

Dick: Damian, for the last time, just because a random scrawny foruteen year old walked up to you at my gym it does not mean he was asking for your hand in marriage. He thought you worked there!

Damian: Why would he assumed that?

Dick: You were wearing a shirt with the gym's name and carrying a clipboard!

Damian: I was supporting my brother's new business endeavor and ensuring that inventory was accurate. It's been two months, and Daniel has followed my routines to the letter. That's basically a proposal.

Hello!!! This is some fan-art of jaemyun's DPxDC fic Who You Gonna Call?

I don't have much to say, this fic is amazing. I really liked Phantom's design in it, so here we are! I tried to incorporate some of the uncanny-ness of the guy's long arms, and I imagine him being pretty spindly? I also threw some minor head-cannons in there.

The sketches at the end are some visual concepts of Danny, Tucker, and Sam. Definitely gonna rework Sam's design if I have time between college stuff, I don't think the way it is now really looks like her.

Anyway, I am a firm believer in tall Danny(at the very least), that boy is the son of a brick building of a man. Also, I tried to incorporate a little bit of Dan-ness in his face, just because I think it would be inevitable for him not to share some resemblance as he gets older, which is my reasoning for him looking the way he does.

Either way, both Sam & Danny are probably gonna get re-vamped if I end up drawing their Gala outfits from chapter 8. Tucker will probably not, I like how his face turned out.

Blah! Whatever :D! Go read jaemyun's fic, it's amazing! Their characterization is bonkers-over-yonkers insanely good, I cannot state this enough!

Jason, who's looking down at his phone, walking past them,

Jason : maby another time, dad.

Dick :

Tim :

Damian :

Duke :

Jason, just walking off, leaving them baffled.

Duke : ..what just happend?

Dick : oh no..do I.. look like bruce?..

Tim who's being frantic : did he even notice that he called you- wait what? How-

Damian : does todd think...

Duke : is this normal? Did this happen before?!

Tim : ...no. sure, dick is a great older brother but none of us ever called him dad..

Damian : I'm sure todd ment to say dick, but misspoke..

Dick : do I look like b?!!!