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jumblr, lets say we're founding a kibbutz, what would your job be?
i'd love to teach the kids about the holidays and help them connect with the land

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when a girl welcomes the shabbos bride it's yuri
Man, there are some jumblr people from 2018 and before that have since left that I still think about and miss. I learned so much from them! Hope they're doing okay out there.
Some vintage Jewish lapel buttons via davka
Some mini zines on Jewish folklore (includes zines on golems, dybbuk, malachim and sheydim) by illustrator / zinester, Ezra Rose. Buy them here and pay what you like.

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new heresy that makes the bible way funnier:
god genuinely had no idea that people would be able to disobey him, when he made them. angels couldn’t! everything in the universe was just an extension or a reflection of god himself, operating in perfect mechanical order. then he put a spark of his own creative consciousness in an animal and it turned out it could disobey him.
like, that’s why he told adam and eve not to access a perfectly accessible tree. nothing else in the universe up until that point would have done something he told them not to.
that’s why he asks cain a perfectly ridiculous question, given that he would have watched the murder happen right in front of him: where is your brother? what did you do to him? he didn’t know cain could lie. even when adam and eve disobeyed him, surprising absolutely everyone involved, they hadn’t figured out lying yet. cain figured out lying.
that’s why god decides to destroy humans and start over only a few centuries later. he has no idea what to do. not only are people disobeying and lying to him, they’ve started completely ignoring him, too. he can control the wind, the water, the plants, the animals, the angels, the heavens, the earth. but he cut a part of himself loose and gave it to this totally unique new critter and now he can’t get it back. he can’t make anyone do anything, and now they know it. he had to carve humanity back down to the one family that actually, for whatever reason, still listened to him, and he had to ride them pretty fucking hard from that point onward to make sure they didn’t just….. stop. because at any point basically any human, ever, even the ones who liked him, could just randomly decide to fuck off and do their own thing.
then like, according to christians, god thought maybe he could get a handle on whatever the fuck was going on with how bad humans were being by making another human who had even more god in him than all the other humans, and that didn’t work either. and also even jesus himself didn’t know what humans were going to do next, which was kill him young. like, god had to break the news to him based on an educated guess, and it was a big surprise to him! he was really upset! there’s a whole scene!
like, i think this is hands down the funniest fucking thing to conclude about god ever. he didn’t know it was going to turn out like this when he started and he didn’t know what to do when it did. he’s been basically scrambling to stay on top of the situation for six thousand years and he’s totally beefed it repeatedly.
god the omnipotent lord of creation knows everything, except what you’re going to do next. god the supreme ruler of the universe can do anything, except stop you. you have a little piece of god inside you and it lets you defy the most fundamental machinery of existence basically whenever you like.
if that’s not funny, i don’t know what is.
I don’t know if anybody else out there didn’t get this source:
https://sidduraudio.com/friday-night-erev-shabbat-service/
But like it’s the whole sim shalom siddur for festivals with the audio. Online. Free. Organized. Chanted beautifully. So you can actually learn the melodies and not be searching on youtube.
Help a Jewish Community Buy Back Its Own Damn Synagogue!
Firsty, thank you for reading this, and I hope you’ll get through it and give us the honor of a donation, firstly, and a reblog, secondly. Maybe even a note to any friends you have outside of tumblr!
If you don’t care about the history, skip to the bold at the end!
This is Temple Emanu-El, in Helena, Montana. At the time it was built, it was the only synagogue between Minneapolis, Minnesota, and Portland, Oregon. It was built with the hard work of the Jewish community that had come west to seek their fortune and stability, having heard that people were more willing to do business with Jews in the West, a place where social strictures were slightly relaxed. This turned out to be true, and the community thrived.
This picture resolves small on tumblr, but you can see the love and care they put into it. It’s modeled after the great synagogues of Europe, with heavy stonework, onion domes, and intricate stained glass. The president of the congregation cried at its opening and dedication.
As the years went on, the West became more settled, and for a series of socio-political reasons of which my History of the American West major ass is well aware but are ultimately unimportant to the issue at hand, Jewish communities left much of the interior west for metropolitan areas. By the 1930s, the Jewish community was so small that they could not justify the large and lavish worship center.
They sold it to the city for one dollar.
The promise made to them was that it would be used for the public good. The state readied the former temple for its new function as offices for Social and Rehabilitation Services, sandblasting of the Hebrew inscription, “Gate to the Eternal,” above the entry and removing the star-studded, painted domes.. The copper was stripped from the building and likely reused to re-clad the State Capitol’s dome at about the same time.
That lasted all of 40 years, when the State of Montana decided to let it sit idle and decay, so they could justify the sale of the building, sold for a pittance to the public good, to the Helena Catholic Diocese for $83,000 (this is an opinion of mine, though it is not an uneducated one, and I do firmly believe it. I do not, however, represent that they allowed it to fall into disrepair to justify the sale as objective fact.)
This is the building now
In a twist of fate, the diocese can no longer afford to maintain the building. They are selling it, and the Jewish community of Helena is trying to buy it.
The Montana Jewish Project is being far far far nicer and more politic about this than I would be, but in fairness, they actually how to get Nice Goyim to donate, and I don’t, so. The Diocese is spinning this as selling the building for much less than its worth, which may be true, but if you bought it for $83,000, that would be $280,000 now.
They are selling it for $925,000. And we have to have 70% of the purchase price by February 28th. Easy terms, right?
Here’s where you come in! If the idea of Montana’s Jews getting back the building that was sold to the Diocese in spite of the original agreement appeals to you, you can and should donate to their capital campaign. They even have an option for your donation where if we don’t get Emanu-El back, your money will be returned to you instead of being used for other MJP protects and repairs.
This place won’t just be used for the Jewish community, though I think that would be enough. They want it to be used as a museum and center for the community as well, to teach about Jewish life in Montana, with Jewish cooking classes, and social programs, and teaching non-Jews about Jewish customs and culture.
I just want to get the cross off the top.
Donate here
I love the antisemetism in Australia. I love being told that my chosen community are all greedy and stingy. I love being told that judaism is exactly like conservative evangelical xtian thought. I love being told that the k////a////z////a////r myth is true by my own father. I love being told everything bad israel has done to my face and asked for an explanation. I love being asked asked about specific rules and standards in my community that i haven't even touched on yet in class or in personal learning. I love having angry stares and angry sighs from my emotionally volatile stepmother every time I talk about shull on zoom or adult education classes. I love distancing myself from what I love so my family stops being antisemetic.
And by love, I mean hate with all my heart.
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Happy Birthday, Trees!!
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Picking up little bits of memory, and looking at some tiktoks of a kitty that lives at or near tiktok user shekhiynahlarks!
I think I saw another video or a post about how cats are clean enough to study Torah in the room with, and ms shekhiynahlarks's shull has a cat (or just one that shows up, it's very cute)
Im just. Warm and happy and longing about the wonderful emotion of study and debate about Torah with a happy, purring, sleeping cat on your lap! Happy and content!
Ruth — Reuven Rubin (1893-1974), Israeli
signed Rubin and again in Hebrew (lower right)
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cat sukkah!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Baruch atah Adonai Eloheinu Ru’ach ha’olam hama’anikah lanu p’tichut b’chayeinu ham’vareich otanu bicholet lirot mei’eiver l’migdar uv’eins’for d’rachim l’habi’a chibah l’yakireinu.
Blessed are You, Adonai our G-d, Sovereign of the universe, who allows us to be open about our lives, see beyond gender, and blesses us with myriad affections to share with our loved ones.
- Martin Rawlings-Fein, 2019, in Mishkan Ga’avah: Where Pride Dwells

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hey here is maimonides' guide for the perplexed as a PDF
about 15 minutes before my first Introduction to Judaism class that my synagogue is hosting! I'd be on zoom anyways because of where I live, but everyone is going to be on zoom because of state coronavirus restrictions (just announced today).
It's the first one ever (I THINK) hosted by my synagogue because so many people are interested in conversion all at once. Like me, I guess? I got in at a good time, but I also was asking about it 2020 lol