Hello Young Wizard

buzz aldrin and neil armstrong liked to do a thing where they’d tell unfunny jokes at parties about being on the moon and when people were confused they’d go “guess you had to have been there”

Peeing

Again with this

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

atacked by my #MindWasp

Can you put those things on a leash please

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

well

well

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

paws you with my mindpaw

I think that whenever I fuck, a Tony Hawk's Pro Skater-esque score counter should appear at the bottom of my vision and keep track of all the positions and moves I did and provide me with a score complete with multipliers

Like, I should be able to have a mind-shattwring orgasm and be gasping for breath and in my peripheral vision I can barely make out "LOCK IT UP + IN THE PITS + HUFF IT UP + NOSEGRIND + OVER THE KNEE + SPANKED RED + POP-SHOVED IT IN RAW + BEGGING FOR MORE + TRIPLE KICKFLIP + SACKTAP + EARLY RELEASE + NO DROP SPILLED 18530 x 12.5 GOOD GIRL MULTIPLIER"

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

I dunno, maybe not convoluted enough. Could you add a bit where you need to sacrifice your life for the greater good, but you can't go through with it, so she makes the choice for you, and then wipes your memory so you don't have to remember how you chose to let everyone down when it matters most, and could instead remake your self-image as the hero she always knew you could be? And by the time you do remember, you realize she was right all along? And you've already become someone the entire world will applaud for the rest of time, but you no longer need the applause because you are finally at peace with the person you are?

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

first in my bloodline to read this much gay fanfiction

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though