full of bugs!

how can i convince my wife to get cool whip again. ever since that incident shes refused to buy me more

i see no one is willing to offer advice. fine then. ill do it myself

take a few minutes out of your day today to hurt someone. could be anyone

is anybody gonna pet the gentle freak…….the gentle freak is gonna grow sad and anxious if nobody pets it……is nobody gonna pet the freak……nobody?…..nobody pet the gentle freak?…..

and we all love pussy smell don't we folks? reblog if you love pussy smell

"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water