A Little Piece of Me

are a 30something bisexual

have clinical depression

are a former gifted child with a lost decade

crush on everyone but won’t make a move

read trashy smut

have a deep mistrust of authority

love your friends so much

long to topple unjust hierarchies

hyperfocus on your special interests like wow

want to burn down oppressive institutions of power

had a teenage fascination with fire

wildly swing between heavy snark and dissociation

have had an unhealthy triad relationship

kind of want to be a teacher

Fearne: I'm not any kind of criminal.

Imogen: What do you call stealing?

Fearne: A hobby.

"and this nightmare of a woman..."

*immediately after*

Summary: Mighty thin walls these apartments have, at least when you’re a super solider

Rating: MA 18+ Only!

Word count: 1,192

Warnings: Sex toy, Masturbation, Is it still voyeurism if you’re only listening?, dubcon (in the scene she doesn’t know he is listening to her)

Pairing: Steve x Reader

A/N: Almost before I was done with the first part, I had an idea where the reader starts to realize her vibrators battery never dies and asking a friend about it. I had it half way written then my computer decided to restart and I lost the whole thing. Anyway, this turned out better then what I had written in my opinion. 

Another entry for @jtargaryen18​‘s #30daysofChris2020

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Part one

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“He blocked you?”

“Yeah. Bad enough he cancelled the date last minute, but then the next thing I know, conversations gone and I can’t text him.”

There’s a silence and Steve frowns. He’s still not sure about your friend but you need someone around while he’s away, and she seems to keep you on track.

“Guys are assholes.”

“Yep!” You hear the clink of glass, and can picture her sitting there drinking her Smirnoff.

“What about looking a little closer to home?” Steve sits up straighter, the book he was reading before the girls started talking lay forgotten on his lap.

Would you believe me if I told you this spotty lady was one of the most efficient predators in the world?

What is your favorite animal?

Any pets?

What is the best memory of a pet you had/have?

If you could transform into an animal, what would it be?

Name your third favorite type of bird. 

What is your favorite species of lemur?

Is there an obscure species of animal your a big fan of?

What is your honest opinion on moths?

Did you have a phase of your life where you wanted to be a veterinarian? 

What is your favorite nature documentary?

Are there any animals your genuinely afraid of?

Do you have any non-traditional pets? 

What is the coolest wildlife experience you’ve ever had?

What animal is your patronus?

Is there any animal you consider yourself an expert on?

What is your favorite animal fact?

Do you enjoy going to the zoo?

If you could see any animal in the wild, what would it be?

Have you ever seen a predator successfully hunt and kill something?

Rainforest, arctic, or ocean animals?

List the pros and cons of sharks. 

What type of penguin is your favorite?

What is the toughest animal you could best in hand to hand combat?

Are you a horse girl or a chincilla fiend?

Any animal tattoos? 

What emotion do horses evoke in you?

In your opinion, what is the most impressive mating display in the animal kingdom?

Favorite animal movie? 

Can you make it through the trailer of a dog-themed movie without tearing up? 

Opossums – how perfect are they?

Favorite species of wild cat? 

What’s the dumbest thing your pet has ever done?

What is the most freakishly smart thing your pet has ever done?

Were you upset the first time you realize emperor penguins are only 3 feet tall and not the size of adult humans?

Do you have a favorite species of primate?

Assuming it is legal and every animal is secretly an amazing pet, what kind of animal would you own?

Did you go through a phase where you were obsessed with whales?

Do you chant BAIT BALL, BAIT BALL, BAIT BALL in nature documentaries when those dumb fish clump up in groups and get destroyed by dolphins?

What is your favorite type of amphibian?

When you watch nature documentaries, do you cheer for the predator or the prey?

If you could pick any job working with animals, what would you choose?

Which would you rather ride into battle – a Texas Longhorn (cow), a freakishly large warthog, a horse that only listens 87% of the time, or komodo dragon that doesn’t like you but respects you as a warrior? 

Sweaters for dogs – yes or no?

How do you feel about this hooded seal doing his thing?