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virtual insanity is a lyrical masterpiece so it may come as a shock to new jamiroquai listeners that roughly 80-90% of their lyrics consist of “OOUuuu……babygirl……why don’t you take a ride in my Space Car……….” followed by the funkiest riff you’ve ever heard

Hollywood really could have that category

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

We thank you Willis💗

🙏🙏🙏

Lovecraft must have HATED this guy

Darn good looking too

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

Reblog if you don't use Generative AI to write fanfics/original fics or to create fanart/original art.

If you’re an American federal employee and got an email saying “it’s ok to quit your job.” Do not, for the love of everything, quit your job. This is purely a scare tactic to get rid of as many people as possible without legal consequences.

Obviously, Trump has realized firing everyone in the government will be harder than he thought because of robust legal protections so he’s trying to scare or trick people into leaving instead because he knows they can block and slow his fascist agenda. Don’t let that happen. If you’re in the civil service, your country needs you; stay in your job and protect the constitution. And if you’re not in civil service, do what you can to support the civil service, including calling your representatives and asking them to protect civil servants.

Also, he's not going to pay you that severance he's promising. He stiffs everyone with the bill.

bro we're so fucked they just integrated a ticking clock into the background music

broooo we're cooked the foley designers are integrating a boiling kettle into the soundscape

bro they just cut out the soundtrack entirely and focused really hard on the sound of my breathing and heartbeat we gotta get the fuck out of here