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We still talk about you Cartman in the Middle

+ mini comic inspired by Diary of a Wimpy Kid because I rewatched the movie like two days ago

I was looking up the meaning of “Dexter” for grif, cause Names are always so specific for the Red vs Blue characters

It means “the right side of a shield”?? And I'm like, well how is that relevant to anything. Then I found out that the other side of a shield is called ‘sinister’ wtf?? And that the way we arrange THE SYMBOLISM ON THE “GREAT SEAL OF THE UNITED STATES” reflects this??

The eagle carries the olive branch to the right for peace, and the arrows to its left?? Because dexter is like, a name for peace and doing what's right, and sinister is associated with war??

NOW

GUYS DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THE FIRST SHOT OF THE SHOW IS GRIF STANDING TO THE RIGHT OF SIMMONS??

Guys:

IS THIS WHY GRIF DOESNT WANNA DO SHIT AND RUNS FROM BATTLE, AND SIMMONS IS ALWAYS DEVELOPING WAR PLANS AND REACHING FOR THEIR GUNS AND KNIVES??? GRIF BEHIND THE WHEEL AND SIMMONS WITH THE TURRET??

Simmons gave Grif his ENTIRE left side of his body to save his life. They are LINKED, SIMMONS IS GRIF’s HALF???

grimmons GRIMMONS GUYS:

NEW FUCKING SHIP TROPE JUST DROPPED AND ITS,, IMPALEMENT?? THEY MATCH EACHOTHERS COATS OF ARMS? They are eachother shield or something I GUESS— Simmons is Dutch-Irish HE MUST have some link to this stuff?

sorry.. decided im also gonna put my bad memes here