trying on a metaphor
oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
dirt enthusiast
we're not kids anymore.
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
DEAR READER
Kiana Khansmith
Misplaced Lens Cap
Origami Around
Jules of Nature
roma★
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Peter Solarz
Andulka
Xuebing Du
art blog(derogatory)
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I love the fear-summoning rituals in the Magnus Archives. When you first hear about them you sort of assume they’re these ancient, intricate rites that have to be carried out in a very specific way, but as the show goes on you realize that no one knows what they’re doing, and avatars are all just trying to do something Fucked Up enough to rip a hole in reality.
Like, the Flesh really went, “What if we threw a whole bunch of meat in a hole? Just way too much meat. Do you think that would work?”
Things People Tried To Summon Their Favorite God in The Magnus Archives:
- Meat Hole
- Very Hot Lady
- Fortnite Building in the Middle of Nowhere
- Build a Second Sun But Like, the Opposite?
- Even Bigger Hole (with less meat)
- World's Worst Apartments
- Haunted Murder Boat
- Clown Prom
- Run Forever (forget to finish ritual)
- Traumatize Some Nerd (this one worked)
Rosenberg Loses It On Police Officer Over Alton Sterling Killing #BlackLivesMatter #AltonSterling
Show this to all your “#NotAllCops” friends.
This is why ALL police are garbage. Yes your daddy too.
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gupi is tony hawk’s son btw which makes this even funnier.
Brazil compared to Pluto.
thank you for come to brazil
"i fucked your wife"/"i'm having sex with your wife"/"i'm cucking you": comedy
"i'm helping your wife with household chores"/"i'm taking your wife out to a nice dinner and show after she's had a long day at work"/"i'm bonding with your children over family gatherings": peak comedy
Transcendent comedy
i think the concept of a software install wizard is so cute… developers know the average person isnt comfortable running terminal commands so theyre like here!!! this wizard will do it for you <3 and we’re all like yay :) the wizard
<] :)
This is the wizard who runs my computer
I'm so sick of scrolling and then boom. spike trap. spike trap. spike trap. well guess what post below me
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oh god whats that above me
this feels relevant
the word "gaslight" doesn't even exist lmao. you imagined it. you have problems
Dream during TommyInnit exile arc:
i'm sorry what?
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Transcendent comedy
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Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet
sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix
Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh
Adapt. Survive.
this is the single most inspiring piece of information I have yet to come across in all my moments in this world
