Allie

The way this one youtube comment changed the trajectory of dua lipa’s career

if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.

What are you even supposed to eat for dinner

And it’s like. Like it’s everyday girls.

girl help they are making me do my job at work

This is one of those works of art that sticks with you forever. My partner and I first saw this comic years ago and quote the “okay, but like…” in our dogs’ voice several times a week.

I do love that every dog owner who has ever seen this just immediately goes “using that forever”

We say this CONSTANTLY.

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

i fucks with you most ardently my liege

no sodas in the fridge at work. all i want is a sugary drink. chaos and hatred on this bitch of an earth

"please advise" is the professional email equivalent of "girl help"