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Minsan kailangan mo munang maunawaan kung bakit ka nasaktan, patuloy na nasasaktan at kung bakit hindi ka na dapat pang masaktan.
(via drexukun)
Relationship status
Dati: Single, Married, Complicated, etc.
Ngayon: May ka- PBB TEENS.
Haha.
Boy: Ballpen ka ba ?
Girl: (SAWA NA SA MGA PICK UP LINES) Oo ! Ballpen ako ! Tapos ?
Boy: Huumaaygaadd ! Nagsasalita ang BALLPEN !
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

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Son: Dad I'm hungry.
Father: Nice to meet you hungry!
Son: Dad I'm serious.
Father: I thought you were hungry?
Son: Are you kidding?
Father: No, I'm Dad.
Father and son
TATAY: berto! kinuha mo ang pera sa bulsa ng pantalon ko no?
ANAK: ano sabi mo tay?
TATAY: sabi ko, kinuha mo yung pera sa bulsa ng pantalon ko!!
ANAK: di ko talaga marinig tay, gusto mo palit tayo ng pwesto dito, ako naman ang magtatanong.
TATAY: sige.
ANAK: sinong babae ang kasama mo kanina?!!
TATAY: ayy, oo nga. di nga marinig.
alam mo ba ung "commute"? Nung bata ako cute na ko tapos ngayong malumaki na mas COMMUTE pa.
Girl: Sabi mo dok, safe ang calendar method. Eh, bakit ako nabuntis?
Dok: Paano nyo ba ginamit ang kalendaryo?
Girl: Ginawa naming banig!...
Mom: Son, Can you please clean the fish I bought from the market?
Son: WTF?!
Mom: What does WTF mean?
Son: Where’s the fish?!

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Lolo: noong araw sa SM,pag my P20 ako,pag-uwi ko mer0n na ak0ng polo,maong,t shirt, brief, medyas, at sintur0n.
APO: eh ngayon po?
LOLO: mahirap na apo. may surveillance camera na eh!!!
The sweetness side of selfishness
A father is dying because of lung cancer..
DAD: son, when I'm gone, tell everyone I died because of AIDS.
SON: but why?
DAD: so that no man could get the chance to touch your mom.
it doesn’t mean I’m lonely, I’m alone.
(via superomak)
'Put down lines'
Some of Santiago's quotable quotes in her speech, for the commencement exercises of the University of Rizal System at the Ynares Center in Antipolo City, are the following:
"Ito sasabihin mo sa mga taong ayaw mo marami ka masabi sa kanila maliban sa hamunin mo suntukan."
"Alarm clock ka ba? Kasi paggising ko ikaw una kong gustong patayin."
"Kapag naalala mo ang nagkagusto sayo noon para kang nasa roller coaster. Nakakasuka."
"Ang pagtingin mo sa kaaway parang panunuod sa magulong tv. Masarap patayin."
"Isa kang bachelor's degree. Tapos nako sayo!"
"In love, parang grades. May pasado, may bagsak, minsan incomplete."
"Kamusta ang lovelife? Just answer back ‘Katulad mo, pangit!’"
"Hoy, bakit ang sama mo makatingin? Ang sagot mo, ‘Eh bakit ikaw masama kang tignan.’”
"Anong tawag mo sa magbf na pangit ang lalake, maganda ang babae? Diskarte."
"Anong tawag pag babae ang pangit, gwapo lalake? Swerte."
"Anong tawag sa magbf pareho maganda mukha? Tinadhana."
"Anong tawag sa magbf na pareho pangit? Sumpa!"
"Sa panahon ngayon minsan gusto ko na sumuko sa love. Coconut oil na lang ang virgin.”
"Tanghali na lang ang tapat.”
"Bilihin na lang nagmamahal."
"Motolite na lang ang tumatagal.”
Kung mahuhulog man ako mula sa Langit... gusto ko naka PARACHUTE, PARACHUTE sa puso... BOOOMM!!

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Ang sabi ng kaibigan ko, SIBUYAS lang daw ang tanging gulay na nakakapagpa-luha sa tao....... Binato ko nga ng kalabasa sa mukha....... IYAK SYA EH!
May HISTORY nga kayo, may CHEMISTRY naman tayo. Hahaha!