☆ Poly Kevin Day Truther☆

"stop fagging up my striker" says the faggiest striker to ever do it

a few months ago i submitted a draft of a kevjean fic for a fiction writing class and my professor (who had never heard of the aftg books in his life btw) gave me some of the most INSANE feedback ever....because what do you mean "we're getting kevin's idea of jean, the absence-shaped jean, the jean whose success kevin made possible by sending him away" and "jean is a person, not a wound kevin is still tending" and "kevin and jean share something that can't be named because its context was unspeakable" and "kevin understands the grammar of the nest: you can protect someone only by protecting them sideways" and "someone who is both present and unreachable. that's kevin's situation with jean." what the fuck. what the actual fuck. i'm going to throw up.

something that cant be named because its context was unspeakable is my new favorite sentence for half the aftg dynamics but also im suing your prof for this

Someone introduce that girl (Kevin Day) to Family Tree by Ethel Cain NEOW.

Kevin Day is really like the exy world's Justin Bieber

kevin is andrew’s best friend. like actually canonically

sometimes i think love triangles should be resolved by polyamory but badly like everyone’s still mad

"I asked chatgpt-" well I asked three witches putting weird shit in a cauldron and they said that none of woman born shall harm me, so.

I am thinking abt writing a ficlet abt this situation as though my partner is actually Kevin Day...

estrogen would have saved her and it’s kevin day

I am chronically spreading she/he + only uses feminine descriptors (girl, queen, etc) Kevin Day propaganda