Fuck the new Harry Potter tv show its spiritually Israeli but also it brought hp onto my dash again so here are some shitty weirdo thoughts about it (me. I am shitty weirdo)
1. Make wizard-witch-wixen-whatever genders weirder NOW. I wanna see Ron in a dress. I wanna see polyjuice potion used the RIGHT way
2. Give Harry Potter a cig that boy needs one
3. Polyjuice??!?! Poly... juice... poly.. POLY!!! MAKE THE GOLDEN TRIO KISS MORE.
4. Give me strangely obsessive Sirius over characters, esp James and Lily not in a a romantic Way but in a dog way. Alexa, play the stooges "I wanna be your dog". Thank you.
5. Where are the WOMEN!?!? Show some love to the women in HP please,, dont leave them to that sexist asshole Rowling
6. Give Harry Potter a drunk cigarette and a three-way drunk makeout with his best friends.. he needs it believe me
7. Give me a lily evans who grew up in the muggle world and goes back to it every summer.. let that ACTUALLY affect her, please.
8. Give me ANYTHING Lily centric I will melt the world for you
9. Give Harry another drunk cig please
Ya thats all for now i have more tho