What all the buzz is about

She’s winding up to slap his ass

buenos días mandy

Betty White would’ve been 100 if we skipped all February 29ths while she was alive

It took me so long to get that it was literally a “bullseye”

The videos from this are horrifying. There is no other word for it. Houses on fire, people being evacuated from a Costco into a solid wall of smoke and wind and debris (and that Costco is reportedly now on fire), flames just RACING.

Multiple hospitals now being evacuated. There are at least 3 different fires in the area, maybe more. More evacuations are being issued. The hotel that burned is considered a total loss, and likely many other buildings/homes are as well. People are driving the wrong way on highways to escape the fire.

There is apparently now a derailed train blocking one road out. No idea what caused it or how bad it actually is. But damn. Not sure if its a train train or a lightrail.

My aunt and uncle, who just bought a new house, are now under pre-evac. Another fire has started. Whole neighborhoods are gone.

At least 580 homes have been burned in JUST Superior.

If you had a dog staying at Dog Tag at Marshall Road they have been evacuated to the Humane Society of Boulder Valley, 2323 55th St., Boulder, CO, 80301.

Donations to support people effected by the fires can be made here: https://www.boulderoem.com/emergency-status/

They’ve begun evacuating Broomfield. This fire is not going to stop any time soon.

Here is info for people with pets in Boulder County (lost pets or unable to evacuate your pets):

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

Everything you eat turns into a sausage as it’s being digested.

At least tumblr doesn’t censor us to the point where we have to say “seggs” and “unalive” I guess

nvm