beefy

i say "godspeed, soldier" way too much for someone who puts their faith in neither god nor the military

"this too shall pass" well can it fucking get on with it

Love that one scene in Return Of The King that's like "bad news, sauron knows everything pippin knows. good news, pippin knows absolutely fuck all."

“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care

all eldest children are obligated to leave their hometowns as early as possible lest they succumb to the various generational curses

The earlier you post this the funnier it is

I got sick on January 1st I’m crushing it