if you're a human adult you physically need to eat actual vegetables, read real books, work, exercise, be outdoors, have sex, and have other real adult humans to talk to all on at LEAST a weekly basis or else you go will literally go completely insane and the problem is too many people choose to skip all those basic needs on purpose

"I'm depressed and always tired and my body is in mysterious pain all the time for no reason" yeah you've spent a whole month isolated except for talking to online people and coworkers and eating convenience store snacks for half your meals with 0 physical activity like that isn't passive self harm. of course your body doesn't like that, it's exhausting

you lost me at sex I eat my vitamins but get 0 hoes am I gonna die

World Heritage Post

The three most important things about being a wizard is 1. Being an absolute cunt and 2. Having lots of gay sex

What’s the third most important thing?

apologist? not necessarily. explainer? perhaps. understander? intimately. enjoyer? greatly. sexualizer? frequently,

They fucked that old man to pieces

THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

what if i cast a silly spell

6 dead 21 injured

i should be clear that the moan isnt just like, leading into another word and just cut off. its just a straight up moan.