when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

my cat is simultaneously every age at once, he is a baby because he's just little, he is a boy because he's 10 years old & that's kid age, he is a man because he is an adult cat, he is a little man baby boy and I love him

one of the worst feelings in the world is when you're playing a game with dialogue choices and none of the options are something you want to say. like i know it's not me, it's the character i'm playing, but he would not fucking say that. i know him better than you and the burden of this knowledge weighs heavier on me than you will ever understand.

everything i do is for women, the gays, and - of course - the unemployed

I’m sorry milord, but the peasants are nailing erotic artwork of you and your court jester to the church doors again