prev. inejghafaz

i dont like when shane is characterized as being a color coded spreadsheet super organized and neat guy. that's not him. he's in a pressure cooker of his own design but he pays people to do the admin for him. he pays for an interior designer and a stylist and a perfectly balanced meal delivery service. his mom manages his calendar. shane wants so badly to outsource control to someone else who can tell him how to be shane hollander. he does not have a fucking color coded spreadsheet

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

when they come out and everyone is confused why russia's greatest love machine ilya rozanov is fucking boring shane hollander and ilya is like no no he is perverted sex freak i am the boring one honestly i can't keep up marleau

@mina-logan absolutely zero pressure BUT I can picture this drawn in your style so clearly it’s like a vision from god

Baby I’m taking NOTES because YES.

it really is so wonderful how much shane specifically likes penetration and getting fucked like. he literally needs it. it makes me crazy.... Like calm down.... ok you're gonna get ilyas dick take a breather