dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth

see the thing is i'm not really a fervent comic book fan but i'm geared in juuuuuust enough that I keep rotating that panel of absolute batman literally drop-kicking a child in the back of my mind like fish in a low resolution gif

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

Tram lady asked me if I would do a RATP survey or something and I responded that I didn't speak French and she very comfortingly patted me on the knee and walked away. What are we

quoi are we

I can change

hope you all know every time i say “the streets are saying x” i’m referring to twitter as the streets. anyway streets are saying damian is being killed off cause of an obviously bait cover

Those two Pagliacci tweets always fucking send me

Your white boyfriend will do nothing for you. Leave him. Join my terrorist Organization

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life