theo

I hope I am not just a parasocial creature to you but also a fetish object or perhaps masturbatory subject

having a pup with an exhibitionist kink is fun. if we're walking and there's no one around i'm going to tell you to piss on random stuff outside and you're going to do it. because you're a good dog and we're not doing walkies for nothing

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

this also works if you're forcefully puppifying someone. it's embarrassing and degrading to bark if you're not already used to it/are already into being a dog. they'll get over their embarrassment and barking will become second nature real quick

cancel your discord nitro and give that money to internet sluts instead

some folks reblogging this seem to think it means "pay for a slut to have nitro instead"; let me be clear that it means "stop giving money to the company that makes an increasingly enshittified chat service while leaking people's gov't IDs, and instead give that money to sexy people who provide a public service and need to pay their bills."

ever wish you could have a threesome with someone just to show them good sex with a dyke?