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Honesty hour: Ask me anything and ill be 100% honest, all questions answered.
âPUT A NUMBER IN MY ASK!â (all answered q will be permanently posted in my dash)
1.Who was the last person you held hands with? 2. Are you outgoing or shy? 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? 4. Are you easy to get along with? 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? 6. What kind of people are you attracted to? 7. Do you think youâll be in a relationship two months from now? 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? 15. What good thing happened this summer? 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? 17. Do you think there is life on other planets? 18. Do you still talk to your first crush? 19. Do you like bubble baths? 20. Do you like your neighbors? 21. What are you bad habits? 22. Where would you like to travel? 23. Do you have trust issues? 24. Favorite part of your daily routine? 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? 26. What do you do when you wake up? 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? 28. Who are you most comfortable around? 29. Have any of your exâs told you they regret breaking up? 30. Do you ever want to get married? 31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? 33. Spell your name with your chin. 34. Do you play sports? What sports? 35. Would you rather live without TV or music? 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? 37. What do you say during awkward silences? 38. Describe your dream girl/guy? 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? 40. What do you want to do after high school? 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? 43. Do you smile at strangers? 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? 46. What are you paranoid about? 47. Have you ever been high? 48. Have you ever been drunk? 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? 51. Ever wished you were someone else? 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? 53. Favourite makeup brand? 54. Favourite store? 55. Favourite blog? 56. Favourite colour? 57. Favourite food? 58. Last thing you ate? 59. First thing you ate this morning? 60. Ever won a competition? For what? 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what? 62. Been arrested? For what? 63. Ever been in love? 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? 65. Are you hungry right now? 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? 67. Facebook or Twitter? 68. Twitter or Tumblr? 69. Are you watching tv right now? 70. Names of your bestfriends? 71. Craving something? What? 72. What colour are your towels? 72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? 75. Favourite animal? 76. What colour is your underwear? 77. Chocolate or Vanilla? 78. Favourite ice cream flavour? 79. What colour shirt are you wearing? 80. What colour pants? 81. Favourite tv show? 82. Favourite movie? 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? 87. First person you talked to today? 88. Last person you talked to today? 89. Name a person you hate? 90. Name a person you love? 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? 92. In a fight with someone? 93. How many sweatpants do you have? 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? 95. Last movie you watched? 96. Favourite actress? 97. Favourite actor? 98. Do you tan a lot? 99. Have any pets? 100. How are you feeling? 101. Do you type fast? 102. Do you regret anything from your past? 103. Can you spell well? 104. Do you miss anyone from your past? 105. Ever been to a bonfire party? 106. Ever broken someoneâs heart? 107. Have you ever been on a horse? 108. What should you be doing? 109. Is something irritating you right now? 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? 111. Do you have trust issues? 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? 113. What was your childhood nickname? 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? 115. Do you play the Wii? 116. Are you listening to music right now? 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? 118. Do you like Chinese food? 119. Favourite book? 120. Are you afraid of the dark? 121. Are you mean? 122. Is cheating ever okay? 123. Can you keep white shoes clean? 124. Do you believe in love at first sight? 125. Do you believe in true love? 126. Are you currently bored? 127. What makes you happy? 128. Would you change your name? 129. What your zodiac sign? 130. Do you like subway? 131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 132. Whoâs the last person you had a deep conversation with? 133. Favourite lyrics right now? 134. Can you count to one million? 135. Dumbest lie you ever told? 136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? 137. How tall are you? 138. Curly or Straight hair? 139. Brunette or Blonde? 140. Summer or Winter? 141. Night or Day? 142. Favourite month? 143. Are you a vegetarian? 144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? 145. Tea or Coffee? 146. Was today a good day? 147. Mars or Snickers? 148. Whatâs your favourite quote? 149. Do you believe in ghosts? 150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, whatâs the first line
holy fuck you guysÂ
after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement âa stick of butterâ in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:
it is literally a stick of butter. A STICK OF BUTTER.Â
i have literally never seen butter sold this way. each stick one only amounts to ½ a cup of butter AMERICANS PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT MY WHOLE LIFE WHEN I SAW THE PHRASE âA STICK OF BUTTERâ IN RECIPES I WAS IMAGINING THIS:
THIS IS THE ONLYÂ âSTICKâ IâD EVER SEEN BUTTER SOLD IN. I THOUGHT YâALL WERE THROWING FUCKINâ POUNDS UPON POUNDS OF BUTTER INTO THINGS HOLY JESUS THE WORLD MAKES SO MUCH MORE SENSE NOW FUCKIN CHRIST.Â
I love little foreign confusion things like this
America you guys have got to stop measuring shit in sticks and cups we have numbers now
we have numbers now omg
I once gave a British friend (and beginning cook) an easy recipe that called for a pound of chicken. He messaged me saying he wasnât sure how much to use, all of the packages cost more than a pound
Parents: *yell at their children*
Parents: *hold their children to unattainable standards that they themselves couldnât even achieve*
Parents: *project toxic feelings into their kids*
Parents: *are emotionally and verbally abusive to their kids*
Parents: *do not cater to the emotional needs of their children*
Kids: *get older*
Kids: *donât want to foster a relationship with their parents*
Parents: OMG what did I do wrong? Iâve always tried to raise you right. Youâre so ungrateful for cutting me out of your life.

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This blog supports nonbinary people of colour.
how the actual fuck does someone not reblog this
this just demolishes every negative opinion towards homosexuality ever
this is my new favorite picture omg
nice try hurting my feelings but little did you know i haven't had feelings since 1998
Aries, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio
There is literally nothing in nature that blooms all year long, so do not expect yourself to do so.

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hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didnât want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
âITâS UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!â MEN SHOUT
âNO FUCKING SHIT!!!!â WOMEN REPLY
Reblog if a YouTuber has ever made you feel better after a shit day
Iâm trying to prove a point to most adults that donât understand the impact they can make in young peopleâs lifes.
Dan and Phil after I got fired last night. Thanks for the laughs, guys.
HOW WOULD YOU EVEN PREDICT THIS
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Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
Violet: Do you like where you're from?
Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
Dandelion: Do you think you're important?
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblogâs will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.Â
Reblog this you little shits.
Always reblog.
homophobia is now destroyed
Used to be. T'was disgusting.
Not anymore. Love y'all. Y'all are amazing little beans.
//I LOVE YOU ALLL
iâve reblogged this like 3 times but
hi my darlins
I will fight anyone who is homophobic. Everyone has the right to be happy in their life.
(Please, goodness- I beg of you to reconsider if you donât reblog this)

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If you can teach a dog the meaning of the word no, it shouldnât be a difficult concept for men
I get so annoyed when people are like âwe donât need to be teaching sex ed to kids and teens who arenât having sexâ then why are we making kids and teens do fire drills and lockdown drills if no emergencies are happening???? because when the time comes theyâll know what to do to stay safe you stupid onion peel
you stupid onion peel
I keep seeing so many comments in mom threads like âMy 7 year old doesnât need to know about periods! My tween doesnât need to know about sex!â
Like do you have any fucking clue how early girls develop these days? My niece started her period at age nine. All her friends were starting to go through puberty as well. At NINE. Can you imagine how freaky that would be if it hadnât been discussed beforehand? You damn well better cover menstruation and sex early.
My BOYS have known about periods since they were like five or six? And theyâll never have one. A girl or a child with a uterus should know as early as possible so they arenât scared to fucking death when it happens.
My oldest son got the sex talk at 10. He understood and accepted it with no issues. I have known people as young as twelve personally who have gotten pregnant and weâve all heard the horror stories of even younger kids getting pregnant.
Your children are less susceptible to sexual abuse if they understand their bodies and age appropriate sex ed. Theyâre less likely to be ashamed of their body and the way their body functions.
There is no good reason to be keeping this shit from your kids, folks.
The sex talk should start early and be ongoing. You should answer every single question your child asks and do so with honesty. For your childrenâs sake, no matter how uncomfortable it makes you.
So a little background is needed before I tell you my story.Â
Some of you know that I went to catholic school, and some of you donât. We didnât have a âsex talkâ although thats what they told out parents in the papers that they sent home. What they did do was sit us down and tell us that if we do things outside of marriage then out husbands will be sad, and that we to talk about our periods was very un lady-like and we should keep it to ourselves. That menstruation was a punishment from god just like labor pains.Â
But the day after my 11 birthday we went to a place called COSI, and it was great. But I wasnât feeling that well I was bloated  (although I didnât know the word for it yet) I had a stomach ache, and I just was honestly not feeling it. But when I went to the bathroom everything was just red. And I knew enough to know that This was my period. But I was so embarrassed, I just used some toilet paper and hoped we would go home soon.Â
But for months I kept this to my self. I stole tampons from my mother, I learned how to use them myself, I went through it alone. I was scared, I was embarrassed, and I was 11 years old.Â
please talk to your kids about puberty, and their body. Let them know that what is happening to them is natural, and let them know, more then once, that they can come to you and can trust you.Â