Free Fortunes

our dogs keep leaving a cow hoof around that perfectly blends into the living room carpet and my mom just stepped on it and cursed but then she cut her own sentence off so what happened is I watched her trip, sidestep, and shout "UGH! the damn invisible cow-!" which implied a whimsical living situation i want to be real despite the many obvious issues

It sucks that they got rid of every activity. It’s only phone in bed now. They got rid of everything else

spotify, play me every song ive ever loved in the order i need to achieve perfect emotional catharsis

tineti poon

there needs to be a kneeling knight emoji

They all are capable of this power! Stroke that big pile of permanent magnets that are all stuck together you keep lying around only down up not both your screwdriver’s shaft. After about ten or so passed give it a go!

so called free thinkers when h-o-t t-o g-o you can take me hot to go