what if we kissed inside of a beet and we’re both root maggots.

do you think we get to learn everything when we die or are the colors that exist between colors gonna be shrimp-only knowledge forever

A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung

Finally, a good post

[plunges hand into water, pulls out a live lobster, and answers it like a phone]

Podcast where every week someone different interviews me, and if they ask something I've answered before, they get Nickelodeon slimed, so episode one is like, "Where are you from? What's your favorite color?" but episode one-hundred is like, "How many birds would you estimate you saw on the family vacation to Yellowstone you took when you were seven?" and they still get slimed.

me, a furry economist: erhm, maybe inflation isn’t all that bad OwO

latin word of the day: arborescere, to become a tree, to grow to be a tree

im gonna eat an unholy amount of dirt fuck off to the forest and aborescere

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how can i sleep when theres IMAGES to look at.. weird sounds to listen to..... gay thoughts to think...!

Americas Next Top

how are they gonna find 12 contestants

snail as old as slime

yea i be knowin about art i kno about paula picaso henry maltese all dem dudes

if you brought shakespeare back to life and showed him the lion king i bet he’d be like “this shit fucks why didn’t anyone tell me i could use lions” 

if she’s ur girl why is she attaching a radio collar to me to see how i migrate and behave

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.

imagine a burger saying this haha