So The Last Thing AU is obviously canon divergent and d3rlord is alive, but what if he wasn't?

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So The Last Thing AU is obviously canon divergent and d3rlord is alive, but what if he wasn't?

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dan howell reciting shakespeare from memory was the most attracted i've been to any man ever
You must be dead inside if you hated this movie.
Dude you guys have a literally HURRICANE Season, which European isnt being understanding because I WILL fight them. That might just be the heat making me wanna fight tho lol
Aughh don't remind me we're coming up on hurricane season </3 the only good part about that is that I get to have hurricane parties again
I've been bored in my life. There's a certain flavor of boredom I feel a lot of people who grew up with cellphones just cannot GRASP. As a younger person I was allowed to be BORED and was content at times to be bored, to sit with it comfortably because there was nothing to do.
No videos or movies to watch, no games to play, no projects that begged to be completed, friends were all too busy or too far away to play with, other options just didn't sound appealing at the time either so there was only a few options. Be content being bored or actually FIND something to do.
Finding something new to do often resulted in trouble. "How far down CAN I dig?" "Is flour really flammable?" "How far West can I ride my bike without getting scared? (very far)"
But you know one thing I never did when I was bored? Even when I had access to the internet?
"Let me cyber stalk this comic blogger and harass them over fictional characters, sometimes, I'll throw in some slurs just to see if that rattles her."

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Sometimes I still wonder why the vampires in Twilight were making a big deal out of being a vampire.
Like, their life had exactly one caveat.
They drink blood.
Done. Zero issues otherwise.
They're immortal, they don't get sick, they get mate bonds, they sparkle in the fucking sun, they might get super cool powers, they don't have ta sleep, they're fast, strong and insanely fucking beautiful
WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOUR LIFE IS OVER?
Like, there's vampire types - looking at you, VTM - that are quite literally corpses during the day. They can't do anything. They just - corpse around. They also burn in fucking sunlight.
Do you get what that means? If someone finds your sorry corpse-arse during the day and decides to call the cops or open a fucking window you're toast! Poof - unlife over!
And some of those vampires? Can't use modern tech (or see themselves). Some are forced to wander, cursed to never sleep at the same place twice. Some have been twisted and changed enough to be repulsive monsters and others are quite literally driven to insanity.
And, quite frankly? Seems like half of them live extremely miserable lives, too!
But the twilight vampires? Literally none of those issues! Like, oh no, they have to go to high school a couple of times. Damn.
And don't get me wrong: I loved those books. I did. But come on.
'I'm FoRcEd to live my life as a superior being without basically any issues!'
Really!? Boo fucking hoo. Poor you, man. No really. Deepest sympathy. Sucks to be you, I guess. 🤨
Not to be a hater....... but I hate it when im trying to talk HTTYD books and some bozo comes in talking HTTYD movies. ........This space is not for you. It actually made me mad to consider the movies in this moment. And I love those movies, so stfu. I'm talking TINY ACTUALLY TOOTHLESS TOOTHLESS im talking CAMICAZI OF THE BOG-BURGLARS im talking WINDWALKER LIL BABY im talking HICCUP HORRENDOUS HADDOCK THE THIRD AND HIS MENTAL CONNECTION WITH TOOTHLESS THAT LED HIM TO SNATCH THE TINY HATCHLING IN THE DARK WITH NO INDICATION THERE WAS A DRAGON THERE. IM TALKING HICCUP WHO IS MARKED AS A SLAVE AND BEATEN AND BURNED AND TIRED OF DEALING WITH ALVIN THE TREACHEROUS (THE ACTUAL VILLIAN). THESE ARE DIFFERENT MEDIAS. GET OUT OF MY BOOK DISCUSSION WITH YOUR MOVIES. THEY ARE NOT COMPATABLE.
ok im done. Genuinely do love the httyd movies, but so Genuinely tired of them speaking over book httyd talk. This is a plea to everyone who only knows the movies: stop interjecting on discussions on the books. You don't know shit. You don't know shit about them (said while white knuckling the table)
Ofc the main group who hates the movie are Aziraphale asskissers mad that he was called out on his bullshit finally after 12 episodes
Ofc they’re mad that Crowley finally heard good words and didn’t kiss Aziraphale’s ass after he spent all these years hurting him and was awful to him at the very end of S2 and never apologised for that either
But woe is Aziraphale and everyone is finding excuses to be mad at Crowley instead of facing that Aziraphale wasn’t a perfect baby you all pretended he was
And of course if you check these fans pages it’s those who tried to forget canon and made Aziraphale some amazing badass and Crowley his crying pathetic tool basically
Which has ZERO to do with canon
Suddenly got hit with canon and they can’t cope