well my Flight From Hell this morning was good for one thing: it gave me a new au idea
so the pilot on my flight was exceedingly nice and charming (which was good considering it was a 5am flight that got pushed to fucking 7am AFTER we boarded) and it got me thinking about how i've heard that pilots flirt relentlessly and sleep around (which irl kinda icky but in fic...)
and then naturally my brain went eddie as a pilot who constantly flirts with chrissy the flight attendant
but then my brain was like lol wait no eddie couldn't be a pilot he'd be like an air traffic controller or one of the luggage guys that seems more his style
BUT!! he would still find ways to flirt with chrissy the flight attendant by Any Means Necessary
paying off the gate agents with weed to let him know which flights she's on so he can be the one to resupply the beverage carts
hanging around the jetbridge when she flies into their base airport so he's the first person she sees after landing
idk that's all i got off the top of my head but one thing you should know about me is the terminal is one of my favorite movies of all time so if i can finangle some kinda au like it, i will.
(also this au also includes jason as a smarmy pilot who's also trying to get into chrissy's pants but she obviously likes eddie best!!!)