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Hi y’all. I just wanted to hop on here and explain myself for basically invisible manning for over a year.

I was tagged by the RADDEST crew of people on planet earth to do this pic crew. Thank y’all so much! @squirrelfund @tomorrowillmissyou @surviving-maybe I love each of you so very much!!

Y'all are getting spicy on Anon. We love to see it.

So Mickey is easy. He's way to chicken to admit it, but he really loves soft sex. Like spooning, cuddly sex. I think he had this fantasy of having sex in a hotel bathtub, and on a bed of rose petals. All that sappy shit that he pretends to hate.

Ian is a little bit more difficult. But if I had to guess based on his (or MY assumption) like of public sex/the thrill of getting caught, he might like voyeurism? Like maybe along the lines of watching Mickey (with his consent of course) shower or masturbate? But I think he'd been too embarrassed to tell Mickey about it because it makes him feel like a creeper.

Hi! I’m so sorry this took so long to answer! (From this in case anyone forgot!)

7. Domestic headcanon?

Mickey and Ian don’t have a chore wheel, but they have chores they refuse to do. Mickey hates doing laundry (and has a minor habit of taking shit from the laundry room that is not his!), so Ian does the laundry. Ian hates doing dishes because he was usually the one to do them for both him AND Lip when Fiona delegated, so Mickey does them.

They have coffee mugs with ‘Domestic Bitch 1′ and ‘Domestic Bitch 2′ on them that Sandy got them for a wedding gift. 

They meal plan. Ian loves making breakfast for dinner. Mickey loves tacos.

Mickey never picks his socks up off the floor. Ian forgets to but trash bags back into the can after he takes out the trash. 

They rock, paper, scissor for who has to clean the bathroom.

Mickey argues with fruit sellers at the Farmers Market (which they go to every Saturday). Ian and the tomato growers chat about gardening

Mickey routinely goes with Ian to the rooftop garden on their condo. He doesn’t garden (except for the weed plant in their guest bedroom), but he likes to lie out in the sun while Ian tends to his little plants. 

Ian is a bad gardener. But he’s trying!

Mickey threatens anyone who laughs at Ian’s fucked up little tomatoes or his shriveled little herbs.

Every night before they go to bed, they watch Dance Moms or Bad Girls Club, cuddled up on the couch and then they go to bed, happy and content and ready for another thankfully uneventful day <3

11. What fanfic/fanart/headcanon do you wish was canon?