hivemind.

i love cake

okok so you met at school probably

and then you secretly have a hq writing tumblr that no one knows about

and one day you stumble upon pseudo love !!!!

it's amazing

so you read it and it's so good that you have to send an ask to cake about it

to show your appreciation yk

so you do and then CAKE FOLLOWS YOU BACK?!!!

you freak out because she's amazing

so then you start talking and eventually you talk every day and you become really close aww

so then you decide

that you have a crush on cake 🥺🥺🥺

so you tell her that she has inspired you to post a fic of your very own woah

and it would mean the world to you if she would beta 😌

so you share the doc

cake opens it

and

IT'S A FUCKING LOVE LETTER AKDJKDJSKS

cake says 😻😻😻😻😻 and she messages you

"omg i have a crush on you too kith kith but i also like tsukki so this can be poly 😼💓💘💝💖"

so then to keep your long distance relationship alive you decide to exchange sc and insta wooo

BUT

THEN CAKE SENDS HER IG AND OMG

IT'S THAT GORGEOUS GIRL FROM YOUR SCHOOL OMGAKSKKDKSKS

SO SO SO YOU

"...."

n then you text her like hey.

and cake is like,,, hi?

AKAJDKSJSK AND THEN YOU SAY YOU'RE @/your url on tumblr

and you start dating yay happy woooo

cake lives out her dreams of someone kissing her chapped lips while wearing chapstick <///3