#cake x reader

omg I know right? halloween!sos is my fave atm!! thank you babe- you know I'm deeply obsessed with it 🎃🍁 enjoy my dear!

"Why didn't anyone bring a flashlight?"

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(Paring- Poly!Cake- established relationship)

Tonight wasn’t anything out of the ordinary for the 3 of you, Calum and Luke took it upon themselves to plan a date night. You had no idea what was in store for the night although you had no doubts it would be fun. Calum drove as you and Luke sat in the backseat, his hand intertwined with yours as your head rested on his shoulder. Soft music played in the background as Calum drove you to wherever the boys planned your weekly date night.

i love cake

okok so you met at school probably

and then you secretly have a hq writing tumblr that no one knows about

and one day you stumble upon pseudo love !!!!

it's amazing

so you read it and it's so good that you have to send an ask to cake about it

to show your appreciation yk

so you do and then CAKE FOLLOWS YOU BACK?!!!

you freak out because they're amazing

so then you start talking and eventually you talk every day and you become really close aww

so then you decide

that you have a crush on cake 🥺🥺🥺

so you tell them that they have inspired you to post a fic of your very own woah

and it would mean the world to you if they would beta 😌

so you share the doc

cake opens it

and

IT'S A FUCKING LOVE LETTER AKDJKDJSKS

cake says 😻😻😻😻😻 and they message you

"omg i have a crush on you too kith kith but i also like tsukki so this can be poly 😼💓💘💝💖"

so then to keep your long distance relationship alive you decide to exchange sc and insta wooo

BUT

THEN CAKE SENDS THEIR IG AND OMG

IT'S THAT GORGEOUS PERSON FROM YOUR SCHOOL OMGAKSKKDKSKS

SO SO SO YOU

"...."

n then you text them like hey.

and cake is like,,, hi?

AKAJDKSJSK AND THEN YOU SAY YOU'RE @/your url on tumblr

and you start dating yay happy woooo

cake lives out their dreams of someone kissing their chapped lips while wearing chapstick <///3

okay so dating Calum and Luke is like a full time job because they both love attention and love being around you. and they get jealous VERY easily, not with each other, but the second someone new comes into the situation and flirts with you, they get MAD. 

like you’re all at a club after a show and they’re both exhausted and you want to dance and they’re like ‘you go, we’ll join after our drinks’ which is a MISTAKE because as soon as you go onto the dance floor new guys come up to you. Luke probably puts his head in his hands for a moment because they can both be so stupid sometimes and Calum just like, shoots his drink and stands to go get you. as soon as he shows up you’re all over him, you never do anything on purpose to make them jealous, it’s not your fault you get male attention and they know that. 

Calum gets very handsy when he’s jealous and he pulls you close, glaring at any guy who gets too close and he’s hot as FUCK. after a little while Luke comes and drags the both of you away from the dance floor, he just wants to get you home, wants to get you away from guys who are looking at you even though you’re pressed against Calum.

they both get pretty quiet when they’re jealous but as soon as you’re back at the hotel they both kind of vibe off each other on being mad, so as soon as you’re in the hotel room Luke says something like, “do you like being so hot that guys always stare at you pretty girl?”

and Calum jumps in with, “think she likes the attention.”

“do you like the attention baby?” Luke asks, bringing you close as his thumb teases your bottom lip.

yeah, they gon dom the shit out of you it’s a fun time.

-okay so readers house isnt specified, i’ve done I’m pretty sure the only reader house i haven’t done is Gryffindor and i could feel this vibe hard core so lets gooo

-you’re this gorgeous Gryffindor and people’s love for you goes cross house, like everyone appreciates how amazing you are

-Hufflepuff!Luke absolutely adores you and you’ve been friends since first year

-Slytherin!Cal is a more recent friend, but he is head over heels for you too

-you usually hang out with Cal and Luke but sometimes Slytherin!Michael or Gryffindor!Ashton will tag along too

-but usually just you, Luke and Cal

-people are kinda confused by you three being friends

-Slytherin’s usually stick to their houses so Cal being friends with both you and Luke is kinda odd

-Cal is so protective over you and Luke though, like even as friends, if anyone tries to talk shit about the three of you being buds, this Slytherin!Quidditch Captain will fuck them up

-you and Luke are best buds with Cal so of course the two of you are always invited to Slytherin Quidditch after parties (no Slytherins can argue about this either because Cal will fuck them up)

-usually you keep the partying and dancing pretty PG

-but after a huge win for Cal, you he and Luke are dancing and Cal gets a little friskier than normal

-his hands go to your hips as he pulls your back close to his front

-Luke looks a little confused at first but you pull him closer to your front

-you’re sandwiched in between them

-then Cal’s lips are on your neck

-Luke looks a little confused by that too but then one of his hands is cupping your face and his lips are on yours

-you’re surprised but you go with it for a moment before realizing, like what the fuck is happening and you pull away from them both, pushing through the crowd and leaving the Slytherin Common Room to a hallway where you can get some air

-of course Cal and Luke are right behind you ready to apologize

-”Y/N im so sorry-” “i don’t know what came over me-”

-”guys calm down.” you laugh, “i just needed a breath, let me think for a moment.”

-they kinda just stand there while you take a few deep breaths

-once they deem you calm, Luke grabs your hand and just smiles slightly at you, “what are you thinking?”

-”i think you guys are both my best friends and i don’t want to ruin a friendship with one of you by choosing between you.” you stated.

-i mean, valid point. they’d always known that they were both into you but never really talked about it, but they get what you’re afraid of so…

-”i understand.” “me too.”… “do you want to go back and enjoy the party Y/N?”

-you opt out to leave because you really need to just process what happened. they watch you go and Luke sits on the floor, Calum following suit, its about time they actually talk about it

-”so uh… how do you want to do this?”

-they end up talking for hours about everything and they’re such great buds and they both agree that the three of you are such a great team and they don’t want to ruin that either… but what if they don’t have to

-”we could both date her?” “yeah, i mean, i wouldn’t be jealous.” “me neither.” “we both enjoy her so well already, it would just sorta be another step.”

-the next morning you leave your common room to go to breakfast and find both your boys sitting in the hallway waiting for you

-”hey.” Calum says, hugging you and kissing your cheek, then Luke hugs you with a grin “how did you sleep?” “fine…. what’s up you guys?”

-”we were thinking… what if we both date you?”

-”you guys gotta stop surprising me with stuff.” you laugh, obviously kinda freaking out again

-they both grin and pull you into a big hug, but it feels so right, between your guys

-”and you guys wont be jealous of each other? i mean, come on Cal, you’re a Slytherin, you guys are kinda known for being possessive and aggressive and-” Luke steps in like: “are you trash talking Calum?” and you and Cal are both so shook that Luke just stood up for Calum when usually its the other way around, that you’re all laughing

-in that moment you know that it will work out

-”okay.” “okay? just like that?” “just like that.”

-so Luke grabs your hand and Cal’s arm goes over your shoulders and the three of you walk down to breakfast grinning like idiots

-the three of you sitting across from Ash and Michael and Michael’s just like “you three are too happy.” and Ash is like “no they’re always this happy.” and Michael rolls his eyes like “yes, but we can’t see both of Calum’s hands.” and thats when everyone else notices that Michael is a genius because Calum totally has one of his hands on your upper thigh (Ashton straight up looks under the table to catch Cal with his hand on your thigh)

-but it’s so new and how do you even describe it to people. i mean, ya’ll haven’t even had a date or anything so? i mean? are they your boyfriends? are you dating them? what do you even say?

-Cal saves the day with “Ashton it’s not my fault you don’t have friends who let you touch their thighs.” and of course this distracts Ashton because they have a semi bickering love hate relationship and then Ash gets defensive like “yes i do!” “oh yeah who? the only person i ever see you sitting next to is Michael.” “don’t drag me into this Cal.” “Michael i’m going to grab your thigh and i need you to not fight me on this.” “what the fuck Ashton!?”

-there’s only a few places to go on dates at Hogwarts lets be serious, so you probably end up somewhere at Hogsmeade

-starting at Honeydukes where they both buy a bunch of candy that you then all share while walking around

-its probably snowing and it’s cold as fuck but they both want to hold your hands or something so Cal’s hand goes into your back pocket and Luke holds your hand in your jacket pocket

-having to let go of one of their hands to eat candy and they get annoyed of that so they just begin to feed you

-cute, soft, snowfall dates with these boys is my life okay?!

-Cal sees someone he knows and leaves you and Luke to go talk to them for a bit

-while he’s gone Luke pulls you to his chest and is looking down at you, and of course (as always) he looks like a complete angel and then you find yourself kissing him

-Cal gets back and is grinning like “what, i don’t get a little sugar too?” and you laugh, pulling him into a kiss

-could you imagine if you still had a candy in your mouth and to be funny you push it into his and he just laughs his ass off because you actually gave him some sugar

-so much soft laughter with these two

-i am so soft for cake

-and you’re all so cold getting back to Hogwarts and Cal convinces you and Luke to sneak into one of the prefects bathrooms for a hot bath

-”come on Gryffindor, aren’t you supposed to be brave?” he teases, and then you and Cal are both dragging Luke to the bathroom

-”guys we shouldn’t be doing this.” Luke warns

-but then you and Cal are taking Luke’s clothes off and your clothes all end in a pile as you and Cal are wading into the hot soapy water and Luke just stands there shuffling before deciding to join

-and so begins the corruption of Hufflepuff Luke by a Slytherin and a Gryffindor

-Cal comes up with ideas of things for you guys to do and manages to edge you into it by bringing up “Gryffindor is the house of the brave!” and then the two of you corrupt Luke, never force him, but how can he just not sometimes?

-anyways, back to the bath, i won’t get into the schematics of water not being lube but seeing you as exposed as they ever have gets them both a little wild and horny

-ya’ll really wanna fuck but hold off because it’s still new

-but the sexual tension is super obvious, especially from Cal who practically growls whenever you do anything sexy

-somehow, on the same day, Ashton pulls Luke aside and hands him some lube (Luke gets hella flustered) and Michael just throws a bottle of lube at Calum who just laughs

-both guys meeting up with bottles of lube and being so confused that the other two had lube but neither of them did?

-neither of them really wants to think about why Ashton and Michael both have lube but Cal starts to get really vivid images in his head and he gets this haunted look every time Ashton is around

-Cal and Luke gotta figure out where they’re even going to fuck you the first time, i mean, there are dorm rooms and unless you plan it to make sure no one is going to just show up in the middle, its a tough one

-so where do they even fuck you?

-one day Luke is walking through the school and just stops, turning and looking at where a door has appeared, he opens it and finds a room with a large bed. room of requirement is a wingman yo

-”hey Cal, i found a place.” “oh yeah where?” “the room of requirement.” “Luke you can’t be serious.”

-they go check it out and Cal laughs his ass off

-later that night they bring you there and then you and Cal are both laughing your asses off and have to assure Luke that you both love it but its just funny that the room decided to help ya’ll get laid

-they both pull out the Lube, of course the one Michael gave Cal is some weird as fuck wizard flavour like Turkey Dinner or some shit that actually tastes like turkey dinner so you all choose Ashton’s mundane, muggle, flavourless lube

-its kinda awkward at first because this sort of thing does take some planning for the first time.

-you’re all on the bed and then Cal just sits up, opens your legs, gets between them and starts kissing you

-Cal’s grinding against you and you’re both moaning and you move your hand to try to find Luke but somehow you hand lands on his cock and then he starts groaning too

-they both just sort of work on a different part of you

-Cal proving he’s a master of eating a girl out while Luke kisses you and grabs your tits

-DP where you’re riding Luke and Cal is behind you (DP = double penetration)

-Cal is dirtier than Luke and that becomes obvious from the first time Cal’s hand lands down on your ass and Luke’s eyes widen as he looks at Cal over your shoulder

-its actually amazing and you all end up just cuddling after

-Luke needs a lot of pampering so probably you and Cal lying on your backs, Cal’s arm around you while Luke cuddles into your side with his head on your chest

-who would have fucking known that a threesome between a Hufflepuff, Gryffindor and Slytherin would be so hella?

-they were serious when they said they wouldn’t get jealous of each other

-like so much happiness and smiles and love

-Slytherin!Cal is more into exhibitionism than Hufflepuff!Luke so usually this is where the little push and convincing comes in

-you and Cal give each other a lot of hickies and Luke feels left out so you both adorn his neck too

-”so… turkey dinner.” “Michael we didn’t use your weird tasting lube.” “well how would you know its weird if you never tasted it?” “he caught you Cal.” “Luke shut up.”

-the only house who doesn’t have an opinion on you, Cal and Luke is Ravenclaw because they’re the only house without someone involved in the triad

-the Hufflepuffs think it’s cute and they’re super accepting of Calum because since things got serious, he’s been even more protective of all the Hufflepuffs

-the Gryffindors love Luke but they’re all kinda confused about how Calum fits into the equation

-the Slytherins are also confused because Cal is their golden boy and he’s with a Gryffindor and a Hufflepuff?!? no one saw that shit coming

-Calum gets you and Luke Slytherin scarves for when you’re both cheering him on when he plays Quidditch

-kissing Luke every time Slytherin gets a point

-partying with these boys when Cal carries his team to a win and then the three of you slipping off to the room of requirement or the prefect bathroom

-people being kinda jealous because you have the hottest Slytherin (voted three years in a row) and the Angel Faced Hufflepuff?

-long, warm, happy cuddles

-contented sighs

-fingers tracing patterns on skin

-fingers intertwining

-waking up to sunshine

-you and Luke hugging the shit out of Calum after every Quidditch game

-so many smiles

-so much love

-the first ‘i love you’ being whispered while cuddling

-you and Luke being there for Cal when he gets new tattoos that dance across his beautiful skin

-Cal totally having a Slytherin legacy ring that he slips on your finger even though its so big it almost falls off

-Luke and Cal notice how much you like the ring so Luke and Cal go find three, beautiful matching rings for the three of you

-them presenting the ring to you with grins and showing you that all of you have matching ones

-they do this thing where Cal spins you around and then Luke grabs you and spins you around and they take turns making you dizzy until you’re laughing so hard you’re almost crying

-happy tears only

-fuck it i’m just going to say Cal somehow has his own room. fuck it, i dunno all the rules at hogwarts. anyways, he has his own small room that he sneaks you and Luke into sometimes, usually the weekends when you don’t have class so you can all wake up next to each other

-Slytherins all just roll their eyes at you and Luke sneaking in because Luke is giant and gets caught like every time

-also if they say shit, Cal will fuck them up. 

-Cal is a horny morning person

-he just gets on top of you and buries his face in your neck while Luke grins

-soft kisses

-fluttering eye lashes

-lazy kisses

-all of you being so lovey dovey together but especially in the mornings when you’re all basking in the happiness of being together

-holy fuck i’ve just realized how long this is. i should probably stop.