saudade.

no i don’t have an “astigmatism” i can just see the halos of the angels that live in car head lights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see

The hardest part about giving Soundcloud recs to someone who is not acquainted with the platform is convincing them you're not yanking their chain when you suggest they check out an artist called "King Dingus".

my personal favorite name on soundcloud will always be dj pisshammers. my heart goes out to their name and only their name

If I spent $3k on multicolored water bottles and then found out they were lead-dispensing contraptions, it'd either be my 13th reason or the ensuing cognitive dissonance would be the trigger for a spiral down a conspiracy hellhole that ends with me recreating the events of Dog Day Afternoon (1975) but at my local Target

And remember: if buying isn’t owning, then piracy isn’t stealing! 👍

Fun addition - since CDs and the tech to play them are disappearing, be sure to save your bought digital media to a USB or external hard drive. Some bought media is encrypted, but there are ways around it for some - for example, Audible files can be downloaded, but aax files can't be shared or used elsewhere. If I bought an audiobook, I want to lend it to friends same as with a physical book! For this, inaudible was an easy to use open source Mac friendly free software that allowed conversion of aax to mp3 files, removing the dumb barrier to my purchased property. If anyone has any similar solutions for downloaded videos, bought movies etc, please add below!

eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

craziest phenomenon on the internet lately is people who will be like “cringe culture is DEAD be WEIRD be FREE have FUN cringe is DEAD do WHATEVER YOU WANT FOREVER!” and then immediately crucify anyone who is queer in a way they don’t like. or wants to kiss a fictional character. or thinks the computer is hot. like ohhh i get it you’re only okay with weird people you personally can tolerate. you are a tar pit

patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me

“i’m not ready” “i’ll wait” and i’ll be in shambles