good girls use more garlic than the recipe calls for

sucks when u wanna be heartless but u know that’s not how you are.

FUCK where did August go. August girl….. come back………… i love you

A fun but admittedly petty thing I do is when I see a post on social media where someone is saying “God bless Trump!! Pray for Trump!!”and suchlike, I comment, “Amen! Psalm 109:8-17!” And depending on the platform I’ll get likes/hearts/prayer hands emojis etc. but I’ve been doing this for months and so far no one has actually read the verse, I don’t think. Lol.

sometimes i wish running away to sea was still a valid career path

sorry can you repeat that. i was busy trying to make eye contact and act normal and didn't hear you

we've all got those mutuals where you don't Talk but every time they interact with your posts you go 🥺😍🥰🥹😌😋☺️🥳

you should be able to like a like so they know you saw that they liked your post

The sound of heavy rain while you are in bed.

Someone being patient with you on your bad days is one of the softest forms of love.