what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies

Go hard

Planet earth might turn slowly but this ass don’t

men: cancelled

Nah,women are cancelled…

actually u were cancelled already. how u gon cancel somebody when you’ve already been cancelled. smh boys are so dumb that’s why u cancelled

i miss when i was like 10 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

I am 26 and feeling this for way too long now

Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

Let’s say your matrilineal line is fairly consistent and everyone has their daughter at 25. So four women in your matrilineal line are born every hundred years. In a thousand years, that’s only 40 women. Like the math is so simple and yet ? You don’t think about it. So in 2000 years, 80 women. So basically, 0 AD started roughly about 80 mothers ago. That’s it.

I’m……… i’m a little drunk n cannot deal with this right now

this post passes the bechdel test

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

WHO THE FUCK WAnts to lay in bed with me and kiss a lot