Simping for slashers

Matthew Lillard:

In the interest of fairness, I have included some wrigglin' n' wigglin' here as well (To demonstrate hip mobility, obviously). Perhaps a Boogying Ability Ranking next...?

Say what you will about Cardinal Copia; the man was a first-class Wiggler.

Because there simply aren't that many Perpetua Mummy Thrusts on record, I'm including him here as well. Sadly, due to this dearth I've had to take some artistic liberties:

Honorable mention to this gif for a thrust psyche-out:

and shout out @lilspacewolfie for the red one💜

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POV: You're just a little mori stealer

- Oh he's definitely a freak

- And mean

- But in a way that some people (me) are super fucking into

- I actually think he might be at least a little thrown by someone liking how he treats them so much

- Like, I think he expects to have to manipulate the person he's with into being okay with it

- And he expects them to only be 'okay' with it but absolutely not good with it, like alone turned on by it

- The fact that the person he's fucking likes how he treats them only throws him for a second though

- And then he’s even more into it

- The fact that they (I) like it is just another thing to be mean about