my head is an animal

That idea repulses me as well.

Yes, which is why friends were created.

I’ve never really wanted a boyfriend.

You could marry a rich guy. For the money, sure. 

That idea repulses me as well.

I don’t have one of those.

I've never really wanted a boyfriend.

I love it when people steal my shit.

I don't have one of those.

Better crazy than just a bitch.

Hm. Guess it depends on who you are. I guess if you're into the whole crazy bitch thing.

Still a bit of one, though.

That's alright -- I'm still a "crazy" bitch.

Then, you’ve got me, who’s not exactly random, but equally a prick. 

You're not a complete prick.

Franks, I think I’ve got all my issues covered, you just focus on yours. 

My issues are just fine. I don't have a lot lately, actually.

Absolutely, Franks. 100% sure. 

Okay.

Yeah? You sure about that?

As I always am. High as a fuckin’ kite, Franks.

Dunno if I should be worried about that or not. But if it makes you happy then alright.

Not in wealth, maybe.

Yeah...well.

Depends how long I’ve known ‘em for. How long have you known ‘em, Franks?

Twenty-four hours, maybe.

Right? That’s my favorite part of the day. You know, besides leaving my shit around for people to steal.

Yes, exactly.