to the fuckin' squirrels

Hm. Guess it depends on who you are. I guess if you’re into the whole crazy bitch thing.

I'm completely into the crazy bitch thing.

S’alright… could be better. How about you?

That’s alright — I’m still a “crazy” bitch.

Better crazy than just a bitch.

Well, at least you don’t have to live with him, yeah?

Fair enough.

Would have called but dad didn’t want me to fuck up your rugby/school shit.

Oh, fuck, I would rather you did. He's been a pain in my arse.

You’re not a complete prick.

Still a bit of one, though.

Nick.

My issues are just fine. I don’t have a lot lately, actually.

Then, you've got me, who's not exactly random, but equally a prick. 

Bristol..

Okay.

Franks, I think I've got all my issues covered, you just focus on yours. 

Yeah? You sure about that?

Absolutely, Franks. 100% sure. 

Dunno if I should be worried about that or not. But if it makes you happy then alright.

Yeah…well.

As I always am. High as a fuckin' kite, Franks.

Twenty-four hours, maybe.

Not in wealth, maybe.

Yes, exactly.

Depends how long I've known 'em for. How long have you known 'em, Franks?

I love it when people steal my shit.

Right? That's my favorite part of the day. You know, besides leaving my shit around for people to steal.

Right.

I didn't say well. I said normal. But, yeah, it can constitute for well.