Princess of Quite A lot

all human emotions can be found in either the mamma mia soundtrack or hozier’s album

i think the moon would like you

why? did she say something to you? tell me word for word

yes i am a triple threat!! spilling drinks, screaming, and shedding long strands of hair everywhere

I hate this because it’s true

Concept: I live in a tiny cabin in the woods. I dry my laundry on a clothes line. I wake with the sun, stay up late reading and nap during the afternoon in a hammock. I have a garden full of flowers, herbs, vegetables and berries. I go on picnics regularly by a nearby river. I rarely need to leave my beautiful home tucked away in the forest.

I like it when tybalt tells mercutio to “have at thee boy” because it’s like a really old timey “try me bitch”

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST, JUST REMEMBER THAT I HANDLE ME AT MY WORST AND THAT MAKES ME STRONGER THAN YOU

Oh my goodness this makes me feel powerful I hadn’t even thought of it like this.

whenever somebody responds with “I beg your pardon?” assert your dominance by announcing “Then Beg.”