Bear the Despair

i think everyone has a main “my baby” for each of their fandoms

people who don’t pay attention to a games story stress me out so much 

A new toy I must get

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS!!! THIS GUY IS LITERALLY ABUSING THEIR DOG!! PLEASE SPREAD THIS !!

Whos needs the fbi when you got tumblr

I LIVE IN TEXAS WHAT DO I DO

ROADTRIP WITH SOME COPS AND ARREST THE BASTARD

SOMEONE PLEASE UPDATE I NEED TO KNOW IF SOMEONE HAS SHIVVED HISS SICK ASS ALREADY

PART OF ME IS LIKE “HELL YEAH GOOD JOB TUMBLR” AND THE REST OF ME IS REALY HORRIFIED.

THOSE LITTLE MOMENTS IN BOOKS WHEN THEY ACTUALLY MAKE YOU FEEL SOMETHING, LIKE YOU SMILE OR KINDA GET SAD AND JUST REALLY FORGET YOURE READING SOMETHING MY FAVOURITE

Imagine your icon loudly singing It’s Raining Men while in the shower.

Imagine your icon lecturing you as if they’re your mom.

the self righteous vegan preacher…. oh god no

Behold! It’s The soul crushing Bible nazi!

TREMBLE IN MY PRESENCE, WEAK HUMAN. FOR I AM theone who leaves aggressive post-it notes everywhere!! (love this, gonna use it from now on)

The Overwhelming Bible Nazi… alrighty then

THE OBSESSIVE VEGAN PREACHER

The undead touchy-feely bible camp stuff.