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shamebats

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

shamebats

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

shamebats

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

the-haiku-bot

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

mechanica1-hands

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

shamebats

"become a fish" (gay)

ladyananas

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

helpless--romantics

theivorybilledwoodpecker

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

theivorybilledwoodpecker

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

emilynyaaa

this is an insane story

flickering-leaves

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

brightlotusmoon

harperhug

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

handageddon

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

mananabuffins

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

authoratmidnight

It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.

7 years ago someone posted this-

And 5 years a different user posted this-

What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??

girlwithwhitebeltinmoshpit

prostheticknowledge

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

johnnystompanado-deactivated201

the time is now

susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201

hell yeah

defibrinationsyndrome

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

spiffymuffin

caterjunes

it’s called the purple ramjet

jolys

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

grillmasterxbbq

shove a vase up your ass

lord-kitschener

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

fan-troll

i call it the matterhorn

poultrymancy

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

darklightescape

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

teapotsahoy

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

furiousfran

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

ifitaintbaroque

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

prettyyinpunk

Plate.

broadwaytheanimatedseries

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

ragingbookdragon-deactivated201

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

mysukisilentdeath

ITS BACK

ivory-reverie

M U S H R O O M

bill-nye-official-blog

en garde

mist-the-wannabe-linguist

ONE WILLIAM NOTES

detectivenyx

it’s 4pm, time to put a goblet in your ass

frodo-of-the-nine-fingers

you can just feel the self-congratulatory glee of whoever named this paint this color, like they truly thought they were so funny and i think you're so funny paint color naming man good job paint man

the-real-seebs

never use this color on a wall you're going to be living with for a while, it looks okay at first but holy shit man

boomcomplains

Okay, but don't leave this in the tags, man.

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I’m

The youth are lost

There’s probably more but these are the ones I can think of at the moment! Please be considerate and don’t play pranks at other people’s expenses!

Have fun everyone!

frameacloud

Image description: A comic or infographic illustrated with a blue cartoon owl. The text is dark blue, with some important parts in red.

In the preface, the owl is wearing several gag shop accessories: a joy buzzer, a squirting flower, and glasses that have a fake nose. The owl says, “Hello! Now that April Fool’s is around the corner, here’s 5 things I ask of you not to do.”

In the first one, the owl gets startled by another owl popping out of a computer screen. This says, “One. Don’t send screamers. Seriously, don’t.”

The second one shows an owl flirting with another owl. This says, “Two. Don’t play with people’s feelings. Examples:

“Don’t fake ask someone out.

“Don’t fake hate/be angry at them.

“Don’t lie that something bad has happened to someone/something important to them.”

The third one shows an owl wearing a bandage on their head, and a hospital IV drip attached to their wing. This says, “Three. Don’t fake an illness. Especially terminal and/or incurable ones.”

The fourth one shows an empty dotted outline where an owl has been. This says, “Four. Don’t pretend to leave, break up, or fake suicide.”

The fifth one shows an owl reading a newspaper with their feathers all fluffed out in distress. This says, “Five. Don’t spread malicious fake information: fake virus threats, fake tragic events, or fake celeb deaths.”

The final panel has a close-up on the owl’s face with their eyes glowing red, yelling, “Seriously, don’t be a butt!”

Description ends.

psych-is-the-name

look what i found in my files! the original bee movie gif i have in my headdder!

baetology

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

bumblebeebats

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

The all time winner:

Matt Rose did a video on this (r/lostredditors) recently, and these are some of my favourites.

catloverkid00

alternatively:

justplainsalty

The last addition is because the marijuana/weed sub on Reddit, which was created years before the arboriculture sub (or mmj legalization), is very famously called r/trees, and its users called ents. Actual arborists deserve a home too!

In the same vein, r/anime_titties used to be the world news subreddit, and r/worldnews was full of anime titties for moderation related reasons. r/johncena also used to be about potato salad, and r/potatosalad used to be about John Cena.

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the-mechanica

my problem really deeply is how shallow a tolerance younger people have for old queer media. like yes, it's dated and some of the politics don't hold water anymore, but to ignore older media simply based on that is to loose EVERYTHING we have bc we don't have a lot. just because queer themes caught up more recently doesn't mean we should rehash everything to fit into a more "presentable" format that is only considered modern bc of the puritanical blacklash of the last several years and sanitization of queer themes.

naryrising

The show/book/podcast right now that you think is groundbreaking, has great representation and ideal political positions, that makes you feel seen and validated like nothing ever has before? In twenty or thirty years, if you are so lucky, you'll get to look back and watch kids who weren't born yet make fun of it or criticize it for its flaws, for how it didn't use the current correct terminology or was wrong about something that is now taken for granted, or ignored things that are now considered essential to the queer experience. Maybe you'll even notice those flaws yourself when you revisit it. Then you have a choice: throw away the whole thing, or say "hey kids, this thing might seem dated or misguided to you now but at the time it was great, and it's still really important to me."

aggressivelybicaptainamerica

This is why I will fight for both Rocky Horror and Rent until my last dying breath. Queer art made by queer people must be defended and celebrated even as we acknowledge change, progress and the things that have always been problematic.

rhube

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

pipistrellus

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

rhube

20 years. I am not happy about this.

demonicsymphony

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

kaoinim-deactivated20220927

qifreynothing

ps5 brain monday

what-even-is-thiss

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

marlinspirkhall

It’s been 4 years, but even watching this without sound makes me sob with laughter

I think it’s the way his face immediately drops from a neutral resting face to whatever this is

I’m going to be thinking about this all day

hearteyes-wheeler

Rest in peace ❌ Rest in pieces ✅

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

I like the implication that Caesar gets re-murdered each time

saxifraga-x-urbium

that's what makes it a ritual celebration

kankat11

Tumblr isn't giving us back the boops for ides of march so I will do it myself.

Get your boops everyone!!!

I just put these together real quick feel free to use them.

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variegated-fairywren

wlw tumblr post notes simulator

solitaryhome

kindlingnorah

Time marches on

parakeet

Young people don’t know when I joined this website a decade and a half ago we used to have to walk to the post button and back and it was uphill both ways

parakeet

Everyone in the notes being like oh yeah the reblog button used to be at the top of the post and you had to scroll back to the top I forgot about that I was just shit posting 😭 how could I forget after my first reblog of Colors of the sky

villainessbian

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