new previously unreleased footage of Charlie Kirk shooting reveals that he was hit with a custard cream pie which he then cleaned off his face in a rotating swivel motion with his oversized tongue

How I always lose U in these woods

so venezuela has become a usamerican colony. like that happened and everything carried on like normal

like i know venezuela is going through a huge humanitarian crisis right now and their political regime is low in the list of priorities when tallinmg about it obviously it's just it shocked me to read trump congratulating his secretary of energy on how well he's running what used to be a sovereign country until a few months back you know

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

“do you see the vision?” I ask desperately. my disciple only shakes her head. the next in a long line of prophets is completely useless at her sworn duty. tears well in both our eyes as it becomes clear that I may be the last person to predict the kingdom’s fate. and also that she’s like failed her entire bloodline or whatever I don’t actually like her that much

I have every word ever blocked. I could be mutuals with axe murderers and I wouldn't know because I have "#axe murdering" in my blocked tags. it's so peaceful here (hears a noise behind me) (doesn't turn around)