luh muh guh buh puh uuh wuh uuh

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

died at the window sill

[Video description: Someone offscreen uses a Hatsune Miku hand puppet to play an IPad rhythm game. The song has a fast tempo and a complicated beat pattern on the game. The player doesn't miss a beat. When the song ends, the game shows, "Full Combo." The Miku puppet does a happy dance. /end description]

no more authorization codes. i've had enough

you can hack my twitter account. it's okay. your punishment is having to use twitter

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

i've been a bad bad mutual