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my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas

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Boy why are you so paws??

I regret to announce that the family trebuchet has been retired following an incident wherein the trebuchet lobbed a pumpkin backwards, taking out a truck window, before self destructing when the counterweight swung into one of the support legs, shattering it instantly

I am delighted to announce that my dad has begun work on a new trebuchet

Sometimes family is a eccentric girl, her tired older sister, her older sisters kinda boyfriend, her alien pet plus his sandwich making brother, three alien uncles one who whom is a redeemed bad guy and one FBI agent

the transition in the past two decades from family sitcoms and ‘friends all living together’ sitcoms to workplace comedies signifies a larger shift in how work dominates our lives and leaves no space for traditional family or community raising in this essay i will

A journal’s not enough I need to stab myself