serious about being alive

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

This world is so beautiful. People are shipping Ryan gosling and markiplier. Because they were both in space movies you see

Tumblr users love to do things like this. I DO NOT mean this in a mocking way to be completely clear. I think it's cute. It reminds me of back in the day when people shipped jack frost and elsa cause they both have ice powers.

Or like the superwholock thing. Tumblr users like to go "I like this thing AND that thing.. What if my FAVORITE CHARACTERS met each other? Would that be cool or WHAT!" And the thing is it's absolutely adorable

You can say it's cringe or bad or missing the point of the movie all you want but I don't care. Yeah man, I bet it would be really cute if there was a happy ending and the blood murder man (in space) got saved by the dorky science teacher (in space) and they had yaoi moments. I'm so glad you're having fun

bic pen dick can cum four different colors depending which tip is down

& yeah it springs back up inside after

I hate to say it and I hate to know it but if you crave intimacy and deep relation you truly have to muster the courage to go first.

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

thats right

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

from your lips to gods lips!

does spilling sauce all over yourself and eating in bed stop at 25 or am i fucked

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn