Big Bean is REAL

Years and years and years ago, I asked you all to send me your baby teeth, which for some reason a lot of you did, and I think I'm gonna take the beans out of a Beanie Baby and replace them with your baby teeth. Beanie Baby Teeth, you see. It's simple, really. And normal to do as well.

If you're ever worried about whether your writing is too self indulgent, I just want you to remember that Sharknado had 5 sequels. I'm only partway through watching Sharknado 6: It's About Time, but already they've traveled through time and ridden a pteronadon into a Sharknado so they could use the magic teleportation portal inside of it to travel forward in time to King Arthur's time, where they are currently battling a Sharknado full of fire-breathing dragon sharks with Excalibur, which is a chainsaw sword that calls lightning. You're fine. In fact, be a little more self indulgent if anything.

Because that's when it starts.

Seven. A.M. Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30.

Every other band in the ‘10s was called like Bart The Simpson sometimes there was punctuation and they all made music that sounds like it was recorded in a sous vide bag

Humanity is beginning to only see beans, even in baby animals. This is the future the beans want

This bird is involved

THE SUN.....QUITE BEAN LIKE ISNT IT?