Hakuna Your Tatas

Compliment your girl on her makeup, cause that is art and the cost of her foundation could probably fill up your gas tank.

you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes???where were you

I forgot my nan has an alexa so when my uncle was complaining and i said “alexa this is so sad play despacito” guess what fucking happened

signs that your child is COOL as FUCK

ok it’s happening!!! i have a terrible photo of me from a very old expired ID card… and my hair is not shaved in this photo…

this is wild… i am STILL being spammed with HUNDREDS of people telling me to post the picture EVEN THOUGH I HAVE FUCKING POSTED THE PICTURE ALREADY DO YOU GUYS NOT KNOW HOW TO SEARCH FOR THINGS ON THIS WEBSITE JUST LET THIS POST DIE ALREADY PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU

You look like my plumber

no offence but that’s the funniest thing anyone has ever commented on my posts

he is SO good and talented

what a good baby

IM ABOUT TO CRY THIS IS AMAZING!

Yay!!