Jul 9
AGENT COOPER! I NEED YOU TO CHECK OUT THIS “HOMETOWN”! IF YOU THINK THEIR ISSUE IS NAMING, YOU AREN’T THE ONLY ONE BUT THE BOYS IN WASHINGTON NEED YOU TO LOOK INTO SOMETHING. THE POLICE CHEIF HAS DISAPPEARED AND THERE HAVE BEEN REPORTS OF SOME CREEPY KID WHO KEEPS WALKING AROUND THE TOWN LIKE A DRUNK PUPPET IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! I DON’T KNOW IF THE WHOLE TOWN IS OFF IT’S ROCKER BUT I GOT A FEELING SOMETHING STRANGE IS GOING ON IN THIS LITTLE TOWN! ALSO I HEAR THE MAYOR IS COLDER THAN EVEREST’S PEAK SO MAKE SURE YOU WRAP UP AND PUT ON A STRONG CHARM, COOP!
