Bean of Judgement

Hello again, Rotomblr. If you have ever spoken with Rose upon her blog, @hisuianhellion, then you may have seen myself interacting with people upon it when the chance presented itself. As such, I had come across an idea to make my own blog instead! Or at least have Rose set one of them up for myself, as... my knowledge of many things beyond my own time period is limited. Please, feel free to send whatever asks or... 'tag' me in whatever you would like me to see! I am quite curious and eager to see what people can share! Also? My profile picture was graciously provided by @unovian-skies!

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This is a general Rotomblr RP sideblog based (almost) entirely around the canon events of Pokémon Legends: Arceus, but with a slight twist: Arceus now has as much access to Rotumblr as his chosen, Rose. Please be aware, he is intrinsically linked to her as a character and will, in effect, be beholden to her actions during the plot, nor can he do much on his own.

Ooooh! Quite the curious little fruit you've sent me, yes? I know of these Oran Berries. They developed as sort of a 'health fruit' meant to soothe pain and help promote healing. As such, this... should have a rather plain taste. I did not want them to be inedible to anyone.

Bit of peeling here... aaaand... mm! Mm, yes, that... that IS quite an interesting flavor. Very chewy, very juicy...

What do you call an incredibly clean Infernape?

Immaculape.

Oh! Ohohaha! Wordplay is such a fun little quirk so many people love to share, it's quite a silly bit of levity.

And therein lies why I am not entirely certain safety is guaranteed. I have much of my sight back, and with two of three siblings returned to a more pleasant state of mind, I am certain we are not in danger.

But she is still gone, and the Unown still refuse to obey my commands.

*Ahem*

My life.

Oh, please, allow me to interject with my own joke. Ahem.

My familial relations.

Did I do that right?

To be serious for just one moment, however, no one's life is "a joke". Suffering is not meant to push you down, and family and friends that seek to belittle or demean you are wrong no matter what the case may be. A lack of skills is not a moral failing and a lack of good luck or good connections is not a personal misstep.

Your life is precious. All life is. And while many people would state that it's entirely up to you to see that or prove that, help goes a long way. If anyone sees you struggling, it's only right they help. And if you see someone else stumbling, help them right themselves. The world developed to prioritize bonds with others, be they humans, Pokemon or anyone between or outside of that spectrum.

Oh! Well, I was speaking to her on her own time, and I was able to... wrangle my siblings a bit more fervently. Their minds are a bit frayed, but they seem willing to break old quarrels for now. They were not in their right minds for... longer than I am pleased to state.

But with the assistance of Dialga and Palkia both, I was capable of supplying Rose's phone with something of a boon.

The Connection App.

Provided she had established a rapport with other people? She will be able to travel similarly to how Illanero can reach other regions. But provided the connection to their universe is stable... she can travel to a location one of her friends or family may be. Such as, well, Illanero. Or Shallahi. Or Dualie. Anyone that has a stable universe.

Any deviation in that stability can mess with her connection, and I will not lose her in transit. It may be... strict about that for her safety. Otherwise... she is safe to travel.

"Here's hoping this gets through. A little something that Chef made last night. I Figure it's a nice thing to welcome you back with. ~ Kyle"

//@bugs-and-grass

... How did... this...

... a Pelipper. They made it through? To my domain? Is the static truly clear enough that this can...

Eat it. I'm seeing you type this, I'm cutting in. Try it out.

I... I would very much appreciate that, but the two I desire it the most from are Rose and Mutt. I put them through too much. I did not intend for it to happen, but it had due to my own negligence.

They have every right to be

Shut. Shut your shut. ShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhUT.

Rose? I

NYEH. STOP. FORGAVED. FORGIVED. FORGAVEN. I SMOOSH YOUR CHEEKS AND DO THE FORGIVE, I READ THE POST.

BITCH I WILL HUG YOU.

Yes, an explanation would be of assistance, wouldn't it? Ah, Rose, please pay attention to this. Mutt as well.

First, an apology. I... I admit, I was in part using the both of you for my own ends. I wanted a catalogue of all the Pokemon within the land, as the static clouding my view of the future and of nearby timelines and universes had me spooked. But... if you can find it in your hearts and minds to forgive an old fool for thinking that would've been all that was required of you, I would greatly appreciate it.

What should have clued me into things being worse than I had anticipated was the Nobles I had blessed beginning to turn rampantly feral. And I brought Mutt directly into that. But the most I could do was speculate without proof. And I thought I had the power to keep them safe.

... I was only partially correct. I had the plan to free them to another universe, any universe, should things turn for the worse. Which they had. But I overestimated myself... I was... unable to send them anywhere. Not with both Space and Time as... unwell as they were. By the time I had realized I had placed my Chosen in a do-or-die situation, I panicked.

I shut myself off from them in an effort to focus all of my effort on keeping Dialga and Palkia at bay. But their own power had both grown and warped considerably. The Unown are still outside of my command, and this concerns me greatly, as I still have just enough static to block my view of who is either controlling or inciting them.

Regardless, the Nobles' fury being dispelled ironically weakened my connection to the world even further. It wasn't what was keeping them at bay, but all the power infused into them returned to Palkia and Dialga. Which meant I had only one option: use all of my power to stop them long enough to give Rose and Mutt a chance.

They... they felt as if I had left them alone. That I wasn't willing to help, or that those around them had abandoned them or forced this on them...

It’s good to see you back!!

-Shallahi

Ah, Shallahi... it's good to be back, if I may be so bold.

... goodness, that is something to wake up to.

Shockingly... yes. I am. I am indeed alive. I... I have to hand it to those two. They went above and beyond... far further than I ever expected them to.

... the static is gone... for the most part.

You Will SUBMIT.

You Will Be JUDGED.

I refuse to allow such vile utterances of your domains to be left untouched!

Yet I am incapable of stopping you alone!

I cannot be struck down, yet I cannot flee!

Chaos and order must be managed... stability kept.