Honestly it's not as bad as it sounds. It takes the eagles about 2 hours to get to my liver and another 2 to eat it. The whole ordeal is over by one and I've got the afternoon to myself.

going for long walks alone is probably the closest thing we have to a cure for the human condition

you think kindness doesn't exist you fucking pathetic nihilist? how about you look into the big beautiful eyes of a cow? what do you think now? asshole

also, think about this when you watch videos of shane dawson, jeffree star, tana mongeau, and all of the other annoying racist gamers and beauty gurus who’ve caked millions just by being problematic and ugly.

alright the US Army is tryna be hip with kids on social media by posting corny memes and acting like weebs and it’s upsetting me and my homegirls. imagine being recruited into the wackest terrorist group on earth with no swag dressing up in anime cosplay lol smh.