I'm rly great at being an ass

the fucking 1 second dance at the end 

Because she’s deaf and can read lips/gestures. Which explains why she’s so fearless and how great courage is at charades.

That would also explain why Eustice is so loud.

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

shrek

never mind post cancelled 

coward

Me

I just looked this up and it turned out it was about a production of “cat on a hot tin roof”, a play which famously features a closeted gay lead character. a member of the audience was catcalling female actresses and shouting homophobic abuse when actor john lacy, who played the character big daddy, paused his performance and called him out. the heckler replied “what are you going to do about it?” to which lacy responded by leaping down into the audience and knocking him to the ground.

#its what tennessee williams would have wanted

Putting my contacts in at 5 am is not when or how I want to be reminded I ate hot wings the night before.

When u havin a good time but still thinkin about all the shit you’re putting off

Noooo one flex like Gaston With big pecs like Gaston No one painfully astral projects like Gaston!

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