Bean Flickerman

I'd love to date you! But first, you have to defeat the 7 weird kinks I got from the straight-to-DVD movies that shaped me as a person.

Yeah sex is cool, but have you tried sexting your roleplay partner knowing they're currently in the OR looking at someone's insides.

Roleplay idea where we're medieval master and apprentice, and I ask you stupid-ass questions like if you think my humours are balanced, if I look sickly, and if I should consult with WebMD to see if I have been cursed with a pox upon my house.

Reading a thematically Gothic novel about bodysnatchers in the 1820s. The main guy has fallen for the guy who's morally corrupting him into bodysnatching and mentoring him in medicine and surgery. It is making me want to fuck around with melancholic, freaky men in a room filled with oddities. Send some charmingly off-putting goth men my way, Lord. 🙌🙌🙌 I beg!

I am a machine that turns clits, t-dicks, and dicks into sucked clits, sucked t-dicks, and sucked dicks

I think liking pears was a gateway drug for me. I need a nice juicy pear, or a really wet pussy in my mouth!! STAT!!

Desperately in need of a pathetic puppy butch to rut into my ass while I jerk off. I want to feel full while I hear those desperate whimpers in my ear.

What if we boned, then fucked, then made love? And in the morning, I'll make pancakes from scratch, and we can perhaps bump uglies???