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im really in a bad place i hope the sun doesnt start setting crazy early at like 4pm. i said i hope the sun doesnt set early at like 4pm that would be bad for me

Mario porn feels wrong. To be clear I mean porn specifically of Mario himself — Bowser and Peach and the like are whatever in this context, but Mario? That’s like making porn of Santa Claus.

nursing handjob from a girl who lactates dr pepper

“This is what they took from you” and it’s a blonde family cooking barbecue in the suburbs? Brother you are racist and fascist over hot dogs? You know you can still do that. Also if you befriend other ethnicities, they will bring cool other food to the potluck. Stupid ass

10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO

anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

I cant come to your birthday there's a big ass skullll flying araound

What really ticks me off when talking about ai is when people are like "it's unavoidable" or "you'll have to learn to use it someday" or "its going to be part of the future" like no it's plenty avoidable actually if you have a spine stronger than a dandelion. You simply say "no" and continue to use your own goddamn brain.

truly just as we have universal health care we need to have universal death care. dying is not optional and funerals should not be a financial burden for families.